This makes me sick
as I got the gazzes, the job offer, the room offer, the drink offer and the story of his life BUT NO COCK PICS.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:19, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You and me both.
I've never felt so unloved in my life.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Would it help
if we all chipped in and sent you some cock pics?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Well here's a start
tinyurl.com/yz8u2a3
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I got no cock either
Me and Flim-Flam decided anyone who got gazzed but no cock is a proper lady.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:03, Reply)

i got offered a job too
after all that crap i had in dubai he pretended he was in a position to hire me

could have done without that
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I sent you a cock pic
You loved it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Cock pics
I got the gazzes, the job offer, the drinks offer and the story of his life AND he flew over to dublin to take me for a drink, depite my many protestations, but no cock pics either. Hahahaha!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)