Yesterday at the Gym
while I was getting my sweat on I discovered that the towel was using was very rough and scratched my face. In addition, the used towel bag in the blokes changing rooms hadn't been emptied for two days and towels were stacked as high as my head against the wall.

Now my question for you is, as a lady in the gym, do you realise that the only reason most of those men are there too is because you're wearing lycra? Unless you an ugly of course, in which case they are wishing you had worn more.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:15, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you could see the guys in my gym then you would realise I don't care how bloody sweaty and ugly I looked.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

It's why I wear baggy shorts
Sunday morning the machine I was on was directly behind a treadmill featuring a woman with the tautest arse I have ever seen. Top stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I think this is one of the more pathetic things I've heard on here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

and you've read everything you've written...
seriously though, have you managed to rearrange your date yet? 5 internet pounds hangs in the balance
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to text her tonight,
I'll obviously be sure to tell you everything.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:37, Reply)

No, make sure you tell teh whole internet
this is very important.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I'll twitter the fuck out of it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:39, Reply)

make sure you do
in fact, just copy me in to the messages and get her to do the same
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I'm very wary of texting her because she uses text speak,
bloody kids.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Ghastly

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

oh dear....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

i wll jst hve 2 ignr it

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:44, Reply)

or u cud jst mke t almst unntligble whn u txt hr

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I could then spend hour obsessing about how many XX's she used and what that actually means.
/I hate 21C relationships
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

it's probably best if you write some poetry now
so you are prepared
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

haha
I'll pick up some eyeliner on my way home.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

see that you do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

There is a woman in my gym
who when she runs keeps her elbow fixed to her sides like the women in the deodrant advert. It's really off putting when you end up running behind her as she looks so fucking stupid you want to go and explain that top athletes don't just swing there arms because it looks good, it's part of running.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Now I have a rowing machine at home
I don't have to go to the gym anymore. Obviously this means that I now miss out on being sweated on by scary 'roids men, but strangly enough I don't mind.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Gyms are excruciating places

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I'm sure DiT would be happy to oblige

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Pffffft
I'm laughing at the idea of DiT as a 'roids man.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Hehe me too
The scary 'roids men were horrible, they just sweated on everything and didn't use towels, it was grim!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I had scary 'roids once
Nipped like hell for a week. Took several tubes of Preparation H to get them to shrink back up.

What?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Do you not think the gym is an enormous waste of money.
Paying daft amounts to run on the spot, when you could actually just - run somewhere.

Rowing machines - buy a boat.

Dumbells - Tin of beans with 2p's sellotaped for adjustable weight.
(TheColonel, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I'm a fair weather exerciser
I like to run in a warm room that's well lit rather than a damp cold street that's dark.

I also don't own a rowing machine and I like to row.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

when I went to the gym I tended to mainly use the cross trainer
and some of the weights machines.

unfortunately cross country skiing isn't an option in Devon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Stop skiiiing.
It's got too many "i"'s
(TheColonel, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Put a jumper on, carry a torch.
Just sit on the carpet with a couple of baguettes in your hand for the rowing machine. The carpet burns also irritate any pesky bottom-worms that may be residing in your back passage.
(TheColonel, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)

But I can't afford a boat! :(
Although if I am to believe Mythbusters I can make a boat out of duct tape!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

See above for worm removal
and boat related exercise.


Any further questions?
(TheColonel, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Nope
I think I'm going to watch that Mythbusters episode again!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

So the new shakira video
just what does she think she's doing?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I haven't seen it
but I imagine she is shaking her hips
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

She'd better not be in the gym

(TheColonel, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

What is this 'gym'
of which you speak?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

It's pronounced "guy" with an M on the end.
If cartoons are to be believed.
(TheColonel, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)