Quick, someone start a new thread.
My weekend involves dodging carnies and fast food because the fair's in town. I'll be shopping in the city tomorrow and walking miles on Sunday.
What the hell are you doing with your weekend?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:14, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My mates want an all-day drinkathon session
But I'm on a health kick and determined to deny them. Although one persuasive phone-call could ruin everything.... I'm going to have to be sly...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Knock back a couple of Antabuse before you go out to keep you strong.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)

We've got the fair in town here as well
and I'm currently recovering after having to deal with a pub full of carnies until somewhere around 2.30 last night.

After making the rash decision to watch the Argentina match on Thursday night as well and having to get up at 5 for my real job, all I'm looking forward to this weekend is catching up on my sleep!
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)

You don't live in north Bucks do you?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Nah
I'm in Newbury. I did wonder if we were neighbours as well for a second though!
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

does that mean
you are not a million miles from Leighton Buzzard?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I spotted you were heading that way the other day.
About twenty-odd miles. Busy all weekend though I'm afraid.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

well my brother lives there
so I'm there reeeeasonably frequently - I owe you a beer and a smoke for your help and advice over time, and I'd like to repay you sometime so whenever I'm heading that way I shall ask you if you're about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

NOEL! MONTY'S GROOMING YOU!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

I'm desperate for the attention.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I am a 13 year old girl
I like the Jonas Brothers and ponies.

Let's meet x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:56, Reply)

That'd be class.
Yeah, let me know.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I'm meeting a man off the internet.
Wish me luck.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Good luck dude.
Have a blast!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

He's only 33.
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Go'ead girl!
Meeting a younger man off the internet is something I can highly recommend. You'll have a darn good time activating the cougartron.

Enjoy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Have a wonderful time
....and please tell someone where you're going, just to be safe, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Why don't you trail behind
Just in case he needs a PUNCH IN THE FACE!
Or are you still retired?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:38, Reply)

No way
That was a ruse. I'M BACK y'all. Bowie's face won't punch itself, will it?

I'll happily be BGB's lurking face puncher this evening. I've nowt else on, like.


EDIT I appear to have gone all Geordie. How can this be? I divvent kna.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

You obviously haven't seen how big I am. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

doesn't matter
how big you are (and from your pics, you really are not that big), you should still be careful! There are some really strange people out there.

Have fun though and teach the youngster a thing or two.

(It should be obvious that I have two daughters who are very sick of my advice)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:57, Reply)

I like the whole idea of the carnies being in town
But the reality is depressing indeed.

Tonight me and the lads and lasses are having our chavvy bingo night. We go to a proper 'local' bingo hall, suffer fits of extreme panic and giggles trying to keep up with the bingo mams, and trying not to get beaten up. They're a lovely bunch on the whole. Some of the nans smoke skunk outside. I'm not kidding.

Tomorrow I'm going to see the lovely Richard Hawley and I have folks staying at my house. I have not finished cleaning up or buying food/booze. I will have a busy day tomorrow. And I'll have a bingo hangover (DOUBLE Aussie White and lemonade... £1.60!!)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:35, Reply)

tonight my band is supporting a band called Six Nation State
at pretty much the best bar/culb in Exeter. We are supporting so go on early, play for a shortish time and then get pissed up. Much better than our usual sort of gigs!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Holy fuck.
I saw Six Nation State in Oxford last year. They utterly rocked the joint.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

yeah, they are good shit
one of our mates knows the guitarist too. Should be a good gig
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

get in there son

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Tomorrow morning I'm off to the gym
For a session with the trainer, them off down the football in the afternoon to see Reading get stuffed by the mighty Baggies. Then a pub meal and lots of booze with mates to finish the day. Zonino!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I'm getting a hair cut
Trying to grow it long, but it still needs tidying up.

Then I shall have to burn the cut off ends to ensure no rituals are carried out with it.
(stimpy, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

but the fair's on here in Hull too
I'd have thought all the carnies and pikeys were here for the week.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Ha Ha Ha!
"Dogging Carnies." Well, that's how I read it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)