Another film to watch
Jumper - Hayden Christensen (? - Darth Vader bloke) and Billy Elliot chap, SLJ is in it as well.

Jolly good fun!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

saw that a while ago
not too bad

what was that film with Angeline Jolie, and the bending bullets?

is that any good?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Wanted
No, it's totally fucking gash. I'd rather stab myself with Biros than watch it again.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:06, Reply)

won't add that to the list then!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:07, Reply)

But I enjoyed it!
Style over substance mindless unbelievable plot line sheer entertainment. CGI is good and the stunts ok.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I've rewatched the Matrix films over the last few weeks
and have concluded that they are all fucking awful.

The fighting is pretty cool, but it gets really over the top, and from the word go in the first film the acting and dialogue is some of the worst tripe ever to enter my dainty earholes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I tried to watch Matrix Reloaded on telly the other night.
It was fucking dreadful, I'm embarrassed that I saw it in the cinema
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

revolutions is worse
don't watch it

I find the first one awful now too.

Equilibrium is a much better film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Equilibrium is fucking awesome
especially when he cuts the guys face off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I like it when he runs along
and stands on a gun which spins up over his shoulder ready to shoot people.

I might buy it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Not as good as the bit where
he jumps through a locked door as the police shoot out the locks with shotguns, then he just lands in the middle of a dark room and all the sense offenders are shooting at him like 'pee-ow' 'pee-ow' 'bakkabakkabakka', but they all miss and the room flashes with every shot, and then they stop shooting and it goes quiet and dark for a second, before he stands up and shoots them all like 'BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMINTHEHEADMOTHERFUCKERBLAM'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I like the puppy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I like your puppy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Sicko

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

You're back from your step I see

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

did he get stepped?
what for?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Having sex with cr3 without asking him first

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I wish
Becky got me banned because she's still bitter about me not giving her any more of the good stuff.

That and I called Gonzo a w*g
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

ah
I remember seeing that thread.

silly boy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Shut up you ni**er
Self-censorship makes me sad :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

That's why my sig is STRIKE TWO
One more and I'm OUTTA HERE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Woooo!!!!
Yeah!!!!!!

Where are you gonna go?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

A better place
The novelty of my new job has just worn off, so I'll probably be back here for a while
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

What was your old job?
and what is your new job?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I was working in admin for an architectural firm
now I'm IT support for a place that distributes gadgets and toys. I get to play at work, I'm like Tom Hanks in Big!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:09, Reply)

That's so unfair
do you have a piano dance mat?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

That was the most outrageously uncalled-for banning EVER
but after that and almost two weeks of avoiding OT, somebody told me about CHCB getting engaged, I came back to congratulate her and found that the place was dying without me.

It's alright, you can all thank me later.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Stop trying to be like JMG
it wasn't funny the first time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I'm not
but looking at the posts of the last week, this place has been dead during the daytime, it's like they've been deliberately trying to destroy the concept of humour
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

what did you do ?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

He posted a photo
of his own anus with a twix sticking out of it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

one finger
or two?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Twix implies the plural

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)

not necessarily
the single fingers you get are still called Twix
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I know
but I've written several letters of complaint to their head office about it, it ain't right and i'm not happy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

then you make them sorry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

How do I do that?
Send them photos of me eating creme eggs in the nude?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

not eating, no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:44, Reply)

You'd like it more if it had pigtails

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

heh
that could be said of anything
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

*twists hair and ties back*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*bums*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*gibbers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*gibbons*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

*funkies*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

*oddies*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

The film Jumper
was pretty good but was totally different to the book(s). The book Jumper is by Steven Gould and is one of my faves. Recommended!

www.amazon.co.uk/Jumper-Steven-Gould/dp/0812522370/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Have you seen Push?
I quite liked it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)