Reply fixing here
also, if she knows you post on b3ta, and she finds this post, she'll have to be excruciatingly thick not to work out who you are.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:55, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Well, she'd have to be, wouldn't she?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:57, Reply)

She laughed at this weeks qotw after all.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I meant to be with him
you fool
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:59, Reply)

YES I KNOW I WAS JUST ADDING ANOTHER EXPLANATION FFS

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

No you weren't, you were trying to be funny and you failed
get the hell outta here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:02, Reply)

just because it wasn't funny didn't mean that I totally missed your very obvious joke.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I think she may well be smarter than me
She was a cambridge uni student when I met her.
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Has she since dropped out
and discovered a love of smack?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

no but since meeting me
she's drastically lowered her expectations from life in general

btw - I like the idea of claiming to be althegeordie
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Yeah you do
everyone would secretly like to be althegeordie.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I sometimes pretend to be you
but only because it helps ease your fiancé's guilt at having rough, dirty sex with me.
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

offtopic isn't that easy to just stumble across though
unless you've been on the site a while
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

True
We're a secret enclave
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

it's pretty easy to find if you go through the front page link.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Only if you look at the bottom
I think we need our own link at the top, we're more popular than /talk now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

oh yeah
I thought that link just took you straight to the current question
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Only an old man would think that.
A smug old man would be even more likely to make that mistake.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

the old man thing is just silly
particularly as you look older.


and smell of piss
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Yeah *looks at floor*
Sorry I sort of started that... I thought you were older than 28! Hehe

*runs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'm 28 this saturday
want to come to my party?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

you young bastar' ye
*shakes old man stick*
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I have an 8 year old daughter
this makes me uber-old by anybody's standards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

That's why I find it so hard to write the next line...
I want the truth to be said
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

True, by Spandau Ballet
you bum nugget
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I only know a few words of Spandau Ballet lyrics
none of them come from that song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

You should know that song
it's frickin amazing. Especially when you see them live. Like I did.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Tony Hadley
is your daddy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I've seen Tony Hadley live
it was at a massive work party in Holland. I was utterly hammered on free booze.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

and you wanked off because you thought it was a live sex show?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

no
well, not as far as I know anyway, and no one mentioned anything.

One of my ex-colleagues snogged another colleague who was married, ex-colleague's long-term boyfriend saw, which lead to some kind of complaint being filed, despite the fact that she was slutty mcslutterson when drunk and the married guy getting a bollocking.

he wasn't guiltless obviously, but it was far from entirely his fault.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I go told off for making a similar assertion yesterday
so fuck you Vipros, don't make excuses for your BASTARD man friend who was a BASTARD's BASTARD. He was fully to blame.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You won't be saying that in 15 years
when you're sticking it up your secretary
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

who told you off?
it was clearly a case of takes two to tango.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Wow
it's like reading Eastenders
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Always believe in your soul
You're indestructible
indestructible
indestructible
destructible
destructible
destructible and repeat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

He's neither romantic nor new
I can see why there would be confusion.
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Is this pandering
I'm so confused!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Of course not
If it was pandering I'd have called you a cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Ah that's right
You play a different game to the rest of the boys!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Rules of the Playground
If I wanted you I'd have punched your teeth out
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I am rather glad you
don't want me, I quite like my teeth and DiT
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

*thump*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

*blocks*
Ha-Harrrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

*hair pull*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

*kicks*
*climbs the climbing frame*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I'll show you mine
if you show me yours
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nope.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

that's a shame
you're missing out


both of you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

She's probably already seen mine
you all have.

It makes me gleefully happy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I have to say
I've seen more of your cock than anyone else's, other than my own.

you should be proud
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I am, I'm fiercely proud of it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

harsh
just because I have a Beard Of Wisdom™
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I thought it was a beard of
Croissant Flake Harvesting™
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:17, Reply)

it's not quite long enough for that
so I use my belly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Hahaha
You've trade marked it! Well done! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

It took me a while to find it
but then I am a thickie.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

True Dat.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Moar panderer

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

My my what delightful
facial hair you do have!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

all the better to beard you with
....hmmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha
Brilliant, just brilliant!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Hehehe
Run, Al will get you!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

if I run he'll just get on his gay bike and chase me down
I'm better off here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hehe
I haven't seen his gay bike... why is it gay!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

No saddle

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

and it's pink
with a basket and fairies on it.

actually, those would make it less gay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Look at my profile
It's not gay. It's awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Eurgh!
It's a racer! What's wrong with you? It's not the 80s anymore, al
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Its not gay, nor is it pink
For some reason I didn't have you pegged as a racer bike sort of guy!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)