This hurts me to say.
More than you can possibly comprehend.

Kaol was right. There, I said it.

Zombieland is fucking genius! I advise all to go and watch it, it'll be the best laugh you've had in a long time!

Alternatively, what film has scared you the most?
Mine is The Shining. Those little girls freaked the shit out of me for years!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 23:48, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tomoko from Ju-On
and his mother crawling crab-like down the stairs. Eeeek!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I second this
I bloody love Ju-On,

Zombie schoolgirls!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Yep!
Watched them all, the scene with the 1am knocking on the walls was genius. The Ringu films rocked too. Need to get hold of a copy of Dark Water as I've not seen that yet. Can you recommend any more films of that ilk Miss Flam? I'm in a J-Horror mood again now.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Oh totally get hold of a copy of
the original Dark Water, its my favourite Japanese horror film! Its sooo sooo good, the re-make is terrible in comparison!! I’ll have a think about other good films to recommend.

My friend Terri introduced me to J-Horror and old dodgy horror films that keep being re-made like Last House on the Left (she’s a bit of a buff).

The old ones are usually the best I love the Wishmaster films, they're so shit they're great!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Wishmaster!
I'd forgotten all about them. Got a copy of Puppet master a few weeks back, there's another classic. They don't make them like that any more.
I'm prudish about remakes as well, refuse to watch the American versions as they have no idea about atmosphere. I was pleasantly surprised with a recent French-Canadian film called Martyrs though, check that one out if you haven't already, seriously twisted and atmospheric.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Haha
Puppet Master is ace!

Oooh I shall investigate Martyrs, thanks for that! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:36, Reply)

The shining still freaks me out
Because its so believable. I don't mean that ghosts exist more in the way that a man could go crazy see things and try and kill his family. Its a must for our Halloween party.
( Peej, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 9:52, Reply)

I love the film
but I love the book even more, that gave me nightmares. The topiary lions!! *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Coraline
I know it's supposed to be a kid's film, but it was really fucking creepy! Though as Ms Crow pointed out, it's probably because a lot of the things that happen in there would seem far creepier to an adult than they would to a child.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:03, Reply)

scariest was The Shining
until I saw The Orphanage. Dead children! In masks!! It doesn't get scarier than that. I had to sleep with the light on for two nights.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Ahh I really liked that film
The only bit I found scary was when the kid was trying to get her in the bathroom, that bit was freaky... but they wern't bad kids so I wasn't that afraid, very clever film though!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Think i saw that one
Liked it, but not too memorable.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Salems Lot
I was only about 8 or 9 when I first saw it and it scared the shit out of me.

There was another film about killer bunnies that was pretty nasty as well, but i can't remember what it's called.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Scary
Candyman and Event Horizon. I still have occasional wake up in the night screamy moments. Apparently, as everyone tells me, that makes me a girl. Creepy fucking films though.

Zombieland is pure unadulterated genius and the girl in it (the older one) is fucking awesomely hot
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I loved Zombieland! Best film of the year
The films that scared me the most would be the suspense/dread/atmosphere of the aforementioned J-Horror films like Ju-On and Ringu. I saw Umizaki too, a random J-Horror about spirals. Bit odd.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Not a film, but:
Ghostwatch, BBC One, 1990 (ish). Most. Terrifying. Programme. Ever.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)