Meh
That's the thing. I can't be arsed to post lies (the only few lie posts I have liked on QOTW have fantastically funny and well-written) and I know when something is better in my head than it is on paper.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Qotw is like life.
You have to trawl through all the shit to get to the good stuff but you musn't let it put you off living.


*is profound*
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

You get a gold star

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

*dances*
Thank you!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

That's cheap,
usually costs me £20 to get someone to dance for me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

she's only dancing for you
because Vipros has buggered off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

*dances*
Ah I'll dance for anyone

'Get up, get on up, get up, get on up'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Like a sex machine!
I totally won a bottle of champagne doing that at a karaoke night once ten bloody years ago now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Hahaha
For some reason I read that as a Karate night, I had an image of you doing Bruce Lee style kicks for champagne.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Close
I was doing cock-thrusts and being a real sex machine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Of course

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Besides
you've never seen me, how can you be imagining me doing Bruce Lee kicks? Have you made up some mental image of me where I'm a ruggedly handsome flid?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Hahahaha yeah something like that!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Pervert

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

You have to be the LEAST fussy woman I've ever known

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

you've seen DiT right?
O NO HE DIDN'T!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I missed that comment
You sneaky so and so! He's a good-looking chap I'll have you know! I'm punching above my weight... is that what the cool people say?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Its because I'm a bit simple

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

That figures
Good looks = No brains

That's why my Mrs is studying Law
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I was born with average intelligence
but all the knocks to the head have effected that.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

affected
*titters*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Oh yeah
Thanks, I'm running around at the mo, its giving me spelling issues!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

you are running around and typing at the same time?
you're doing a good job if that is the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Haha that would be pretty amazing
I'm running to and from the printer room and typing random messages when I'm back at my desk - multi-tasking like a mo-fo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

bear with me on this one
a r b dly ring a
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ha! I like it
The smaller limbs make for easier access
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

That was a hilarious joke about strippers
I deserve more credit than your shoddy reply.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Yes, yes it was
now go and get a biscuit, there's a love
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

*gives plaudits*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

my internet was temporarily borked

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Too late now
No dancing for you
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Lover's tiff?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I'm playing hard to get!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I don't have time for your games
don't you realise that the world needs saving?!?!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Hahaha
That's what DiT says when he's playing computer games!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

that's my plan
lure you in with the familiar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Hehe
Crafty stuff
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

wait until I get the art involved as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Oh dear
oh dear
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

harsh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

hear hear
flimflam and psycho. If you don't have a good answer that's not a pack of complete lies why post anything. You don't *have* to post every week.

I posted this week despite knowing that my answer wasn't amazing. I personally found it really funny that the number one image search result for my town was a piece of crap graffiti two minutes walk from my door.
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

and without getting a big head*
I only tend to post if I think I've got a shout of getting on the best of board.

*I have a massive head
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Have you ever reached that dizzy height?


EDIT I just looked at your profile, you wrote that Lucy Porter story, you're alright you are
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

oh fo shure
I once came second (so close, and yet so not close in the slightest). All the answers on my profile page made the best of.

EDIT: alright incredibly sad
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Well done you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I've never won either
I came very close a few times... got in the newsletter once - that was a moment right there! *grins*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I won and got on the best page a few times
but never got in the newsletter.

Yeah, fuck you Rob. I don't even care
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

the week I came second
they skipped over reporting about the QOTW for that newsletter. I cried and cried and cried.
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

We should burn this place down
I'll get the matches, you get some petrol. We'll teach 'em dj, we'll show them all
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

damn right
And you bring the body and I'll bring the steam.

¬_¬ I have no idea where that came from.
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Was that East 17?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

yes, yes it was
Did I mention I'm going to be 30 in a few months :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Nope
You poor sod. I turned 28 on Saturday, and I've never been so angry about a birthday before in my life
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

God I keep forgetting you're so young.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I can be as old as you want me to be

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Oooh what was your winning post?
I thought you had to win to be put in the newsletter so I was most excited when I was plonked in for a post! Hazah
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

You haven't even donated
this is a bloody outrage too.

I'll just go and find the post, it was on 'The strangest place you've woken up'

EDIT this yun www.b3ta.com/questions/strangebeds/

Not exactly shakespeare, but it was true, and it did the job
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Hey!
A Lego post, ftw everytime!

Haha I haven't donated yet, I keep meaning to do it!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Same here
I'll only post if I think people will appreciate it.

I was going to post about going to Kendal in the Lake District and being force-fed toast by a crazy lady at a B&B. She went a little bit mental when I told her I didn't really like Kendal Mint Cake.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)