Advices, please...
Have a look at this thread...
www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post557958

I'll grant that it's not hard to figure out where I live - I've not hidden my identity, and I'm in the phonebook - does it strike anyone else as a bit... um... odd?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:05, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that is about the most blatant "I know where you live" thing I've ever seen on the internet
he's seriously got so wound up that he's willing to come along and beat you up....

what a fucking tool
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Aw, dewd
he turtley pwned ur ass
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I know.
I'm totally put in my place now.

Long time no speak, Bert! How're you?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Top o' the range, thanks Mr!
How's the world treating you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Not too bad at all.
Though I'd rather hoped that my first anonymous threats would be more directly work-related.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I'm going to kill you for your beliefs on the subject of Human Genetic Engineering for the purposes of Medical Science
That kind of thing?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

It happens.
I've got colleagues for whom death threats are reasonably frequent.

Ironically, they're always from pro-lifers.

I think I'm a bit junior for death threats at the moment; I'll regard my first one as a kind of professional validation.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Stop giving me serious answers
I really will you know, you liberal gene fascist
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

yeah, no one gives enough of a crap about that shit.
You actually have to be testing on animals or carrying out abortions. Intellectually musing on whether or not people have a right to die isn't quite as provocative as you like to think.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I spent an afternoon last week
in a room full of robots and genetically engineered monkeys.

How cool is that?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*explodes*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Exactly.
It was fantastic.

I had to wear protective clothing an' everything!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

what were they engineered to do/be?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I can't remember what that project was.
But I sit on an animal research ethics committee; a lot of the proposals we consider involve GM animals, and every now and again we go to familiarise ourselves with the facilities in which they're held.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

His grateful lovers

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

That goes without saying.
They squeak with delight.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:29, Reply)

That's not bad for a non-scientist like yourself.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I tried not to giggle like a schoolgirl...
Mostly, I succeeded.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Sadly, I missed out on the emus.
They'd been shipped out the previous week.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

very.
Call the Web Sherrif!

I don't have any real advice sorry :( Perhaps carry pepper spray? Avoid Cross Lane?
( Peej, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I can't avoid Cross Lane
I need somewhere to sleep, and I have to feed the cat.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Avoid cross
people instead then
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

*shrugs*
He sounds like a prick. A not very smart one if he's going to leave traceable threats on the Interweb. A very not smart one if he's going to take the Interweb personally, bless.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

User not found?
He's goooone!
( Peej, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I just noticed that
that's some fucking quick banning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

cr3 swoops in a like a hawk-ninja
you don't even know you're dead, you're just there, then you're not
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

:)
One quick gaz to cr3, and BANG! The user's gone!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

reckon he was serious?
it had the hallmarks of internet sincerity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I don't know, and I don't much care.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:17, Reply)

It has all the hallmarks of someone
Who didn't get enough hugs from their parents I think you'll find...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:29, Reply)

No
it wasn't me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Hahaha
Awwwww bless
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)

He'll be waiting somewhere in a dark alleyway
in a trench coat in the rain... biding his time.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

So it is Kaol, then.
Righty-ho.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Hahahaha
Its possible, he's been rather quiet recently... maybe he's not in Wales at all!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, Reply)

It's ok he uses the username mabazaritchie a lot,
google him and you can instant message him on a number of forums.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Ha I've even found a photo.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, Reply)

good stalking there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)

It has all the hallmarks of someone who's done it before, eh?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Linky
I like to point and laugh.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)

he looks racist to me
s127.photobucket.com/albums/p133/mabazaritchie/?action=view¤t=DSC00882-1.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:40, Reply)

It was there but now it's gone.
Spooky! He's probably racing around the internet trying to remove all trace of himself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:43, Reply)

It'll be google cached if you're that bothered.
AND WE CAN SAVE IT LOCALLY AND LINK YOUR PHOTOS TO YOUR RACIST AGRESSIVE COMMENTS AND THEN TELL YOUR EMPLOYERS!!!!

we're not going to though because we're not the sort of people who do that sort of thing, you're the nutter.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:45, Reply)

hahaha he's deleting all his photo's from photobucket now.
boo hoo internet hardman boo hoo.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:43, Reply)

hahahahaha
that is excellent stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I suppose thats
what happens when you use the same username on everything! Live and learn and all that bollocks
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Ooooh
Detective Chompy to the rescue!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)

:)
He's quite prolific.

I've found his YouTube channel. It's utterly pointless.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:51, Reply)

This could be why he doesn't like Poland:
forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.html?p=11777815&postcount=104
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Haha, I take it he got dumped.
Guuuuu-ted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Kaol's unemployed.
You could hire him as a bodyguard.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

It was probably him to begin with

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

tru dat

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

*disagrees with everything you say*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Is he still being a student?
PGCE or something?

Or am I waaaaay out of the loop?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Out of the loop.
The teaching thang is next year. This year he is mostly being an unemployed zoologist hotelier detective in Newport.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

You missed out 'sexy'

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I agree with everything he said!
I'll sort you out on Friday you hippy twat xoxox
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

He never did sign up for the bash.
Clearly a part-timer.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)