it's vampire porn for teenage girls,
you should be ashamed of yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's not even porn
As DiT pointed out to me it's a thinly veiled allegory for sex.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Pfft! I wish they had vampire porn when I was a teenager.
The Bunty was dismal for that sort of thing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

yeah
the pages got soggy far too quickly.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Or that might have just been
because of your wildly gushing vag.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Oh I see.
Now the Grammer Badger is not around with her huge gaping vag then you're going to start on me having a wildly gushing vag. Well ok then, if it makes you happy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:55, Reply)

I wasn't going to turn it into a meme
I was just hypothosising that when masturbating as a young girl, your mimsy would have been fizzing like you had just poured in a bottle a diet coke and followed it up with some mentos.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

That's ok then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:00, Reply)

'hypothesising'
Can't ANY of you halfwits spell?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

apparently not.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Ooooo! Someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

bed my bed

/crosses the line

DOUBLE EDITED
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

You just can't help yourself can you?

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

No
I'm sorry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

that is WAY over the line mate
seriously. WAY, WAY OVER IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I apologise wholeheartedly
would you like me to edit?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

ideally

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

There
better?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Poo head

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I KNOW!
I feel bad about this one though, the poor bloke didn't deserve it, I might edit again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

That does not help much
For those that don't know, the reason I am so flabbergasted at this diplay of insensitivity is that my little sister actually is HIV positive and thus hilarious references to her 'AIDS infected clunge' don't really amuse me ever so much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

The best thing you could do
would be to get Bert Naughty Stepped.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

One more time
and I'm gone for good, can't even come back or anything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I'm fucking tempted

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Oh come off it
someone was bound to
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

were they?
Were they fucking really?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Yes
This place is full of AIDs jokes, if we were close friends you could expect sympathy, but we're not so you get yourself some jokes that are meant to be affectionately intended instead.

I have apologised and really didn't mean any harm, so let's all just be friends, shall we?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

You should fuck him up
for that Monty
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

God this is killing me
...mustn't make more inappropriate jokes... must stop, already gone.. too far
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

There are AIDS jokes
and there are AIDS jokes, you miserable fucking cretin. Can you really not tell when some things really are not appropriate for a joke? Jesus fucking Christ you even know the whole harrowing story of how it happened (kidnap and repeated rape). And you REALLY think that's going to be funny?

You are so pitifully stupid I'm not going to bother myself with pursuing this but ONE MORE FUCKING CRACK LIKE THAT and I will.

OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Awwww, don't let him off so easy
he'll never learn.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I'm trying to

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Rubbish!
You love the AIDZ so much you have it on your cereal
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Shhhh.....!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:52, Reply)

sorry
*crestfallen*

I wasn't aware of the full story, that does indeed sound horrific, but when somebody says on a messageboard like this that their sister has AIDs my immediate reaction is to think that they're either joking or lying, I'm sorry that this is not the case, and I am sorry that I crossed the line and upset you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)

*waves goodbye*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Cheerio

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

DO IT!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

You're horrible!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Oh, alright
spoilsport


(and seriously, apologies for over-stepping the mark)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I suppose
But if that's the case, it doesn't detract from the fact it's bloody well written.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

But it isn't though
that's what really bugs me. The writing is poor, the characters are two dimensional and everything about it is rubbish. SO WHY CAN'T I STOP READING THE FUCKER!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:54, Reply)

because you love Edward

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:00, Reply)

+ & have a vagina

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

+ stripy fingerless gloves
+ look like Avril Latrine

+ your parents don't understand you OR your music
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

My parents have never understood me
or my music.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

SAXON AND ANVIL
tend to have that effect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I liked how Rob Reiner
was outside selling CDs after the concert.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:21, Reply)

war mun
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Ha!
That is all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I quite liked the writing.
But I know what you mean about it being pretty addictive.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)