I know this isn't /links
but they scare me so

dontclickthis.whatingods.name/i-fucking-love-this-stick.jpg

edit: well fuck me with a rhino, it is in the newsletter. Boy is my face red?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:21, 91 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I saw that on /talk last week
Fucking sloppy, Vipros
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*shrugs*
just got emailed it. sorry for not having seen all of the internet already
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

So you should be
now don't do it again, or I'll be getting the stick
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Did you not see it in the newsletter either?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:27, Reply)

was it in the newsletter?
haven't seen the one from last week as I was busy having a life (not really I was fucked up from tar barrels)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

ure bad @ teh internetz

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:35, Reply)

That sounds like a right crack.
What was the highlight?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Doing your mum

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Well, she's fucking awesome.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:44, Reply)

it's all good to be honest
I tend to get as close as possible to the barrels. It's hard to describe without seeing it, but try and imagine a really crowded street, with a big bastard wearing sackcloth gloves and a large number of rugby shirts carrying a flaming barrel as tall as your arms will stretch, running as fast as he can. Then imagine it being more exciting and crazier than that.

The crowd has to get out of the way because the barrels don't stop.

One of the best things is being with people who haven't been before, as they go wide eyed and try and scrabble out of the way while the experienced of us just lean out the way, matrix style. After the first panic you then get the newcomers with a big grin and wide eyes babbling at how awesome it is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:42, Reply)

This threads boring now,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:51, Reply)

it was fine until you joined in

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:53, Reply)

that's what she said.
*gives up*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

It was fine
but it now appears to be suffering from a shortage of apostrophes.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

well done you're very clever, I'm sure that makes you happy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Now we're a W down.
Full marks to w for stepping in at short notice, but it's just not the same.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWanker

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Fucking typical.
Turning up late but mob-handed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'm finding myself hilarious today.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

You DID get out of bed on the wrong side :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

the problem was I didn't get in it until 3.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Moan bitch moan.
Man up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

ha ha,
shush it you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Come on,
give us a smile.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I don't do smiling.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

God, you're a joyless bastard
You don't smile, you don't have sex, what next?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Misery and death.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

God, you're worse than me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I'm just playing up to it.
And I'm waiting for a conference call in half an hour that I'm dreading.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Oh yeah whatever.
I'm not feeling too bad at the moment. I think it's a bit of well-needed rest.

Go and have a wank over Al, or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Nah, I'll print off the bash pics and have a bash
fucking hell I'm making wank jokes shoot me now before I turn into spankyhanky (who is a cunt, I know you search for your username and will read this you boring cunt)
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Which one would you go for then?
I know who I would do :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

You and applebite are the only two I would touch with a barge pole.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I'm either flattered
Or think you're a massive lech
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Massive lech

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Yes, thank you. It does.
I'm now even smugger than Vipros too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

"more smug"
you illiterate cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Not necessarily
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/smug
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

*waves*
Afternoon! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

how do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Very well thank you, I've been busy moving desks at work
How are you doing?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

not too bad
particularly compared to the last few days of feeling shit

busy today!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Are you feeling a bit better now then?
Time to recover over the weekend?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

just about
I was fucked up on friday with cold, hangover and lack of sleep
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Awww
Well at least you're nearly well again! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

yep
finally!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:39, Reply)

OMG
you're like moving house in less than two weeks! Are you excited?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I am very excited!!
We have started packing and then feared over the amount of DVDs we have... we have actually had to order more boxes for them all! Eeep!

You still planning on assisting? There will be doughnuts and sarnies and later on pasta of some description!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Hells yeah I'm gonna be there.
I hope DiT has a catalogue of his unmentionables, otherwise there are going to be a few choice items going missing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

damn it
I've had my eye on those frilly knickers of his....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

He is doing that tonight
just in case!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Hello,
I'm so glad you're here everyone else is shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Hello!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Bonjour
Long time no see
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

What sweets are you eating today?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I managed to find some
fangtastic haribo in my desk drawer so I'm eating them and pear drops today! Oooooh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Hahaha fair enough
*flexes*

Did you have a nice weekend, get up to anything exciting?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I went down to that there london, to watch some fireworks on Friday but it rained.
So we went to the pub, spent saturday in Wimbledon Village which was nice.
Fireworks and a shit load of red wine yesterday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Aww the weather was pants on Friday
I watched fireworks under a gazibo eating a burger in the rain... it was all different kinds of ACE! Which ones in London did you go to see?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

The ones in Putney,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Ooooh
Put-e-rrific
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

They were ok,
the Milton Keynes one's were better.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Groovy
I went to see some in Milton Keynes years ago when I was tiny small... I remember them being pretty cool, plus I had a hot dog and that's the most important part of the evening, hot dogs and dirty burgers! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I got candy floss,
I was happy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I've never really seen the attraction of candyfloss
and now I can't eat it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Hehehe beardy floss

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

:-P
"I wore a ten pound beard of bees for that woman!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Woo
That's the second best thing!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

yeah
managed to get one of each down me on thursday night.

there was a late night hot dog stall conveniently on the way back to my mate's place, so a load of us descended on it. All thoroughly pleased with our almost burning hot, delicious hot dogs, except my mate Paul, whose hot dog was almost ice cold.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Awww poor Paul

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

people keep coming round to his flat for a shit as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

haha
They don't, they just want to
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Hahahaha
Awwww bless 'im
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

it was extra funny because it was him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

What has he done to deserve
the treatment he is getting? Is he a bit of a knobcheese?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

not at all
one of the nicest people I know, but even mundane things are hilarious when they happen to him. He's just one of those people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Hehe
Fair enough, poor bloke
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Someone's just offered me a car for my probable business start-up in March.
For nothing. Bloody hell, I'm humbled.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

before I make a judgement on this
what sort of car?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Jimmy or Alan?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Old-school Toyota Avensis
I drove an identical car as a cab for four months. They're rock solid and all the asians round here know how to fix them /sweepingstatement
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

as long as it's not a vauxhall
or something french...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Nah
All I'm gonna do is strap some ladders to the roof and use it as a runabout for cleaning windows. I'm all excited now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

what's the business start-up?
Or is it confidential?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I'm finally going to start up the window cleaning
I'd only have to find two full day's work to earn more than I do sitting here on my arse all day, and I'd have a car and some self-esteem, which are always a bonus.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Excellent plan, then
I cannot conceive of how I could, but if you can think of a way that I could help I'll do it.

NB don't ask me for money...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Haha
I'll be asking someone for money somewhere down the line - either my bank, my brother or one of my taxi chums. I need just over a grand to get set up, and that's including a cheap vehicle. The rest is footwork and hard work. There's definitely work out there to be had.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Well done you.
Again I can only offer a pat on the back and lots of encouragement.

I could maybe buy you a bucket.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I may take you up on that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I'll get the nicest bucket I can find : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)