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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My tummy hurts
I'm running a fever and I've had the squits all afternoon.

Any helpful suggestions for dealing with a stomach bug?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:13, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Don't Eat Oreo's
They will ruin your day more. Try some crackers or some Cheese. But not cheese and crackers.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)
Duly noted
I've got cheese but no crackers. And definitely no Oreos.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:19, Reply)
have a nice cigarette

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)
grated apple.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Try and reduce your food-intake and drink lots of water to avoid de-hydrating yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)
Stuff a cork up your bottom.
If you don't have a cork, try forcing a penny down your throat to block your bum up from the other direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:40, Reply)
Mint tea, hot water bottle, simple foods and whatever you do, do not attack a bees nest without being a honey badger.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)
I just had a mint tea
and a plum. No plans to attack a bees nest.

Time for some more water I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)
drink some water
go to bed
man the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:14, Reply)
Do what I do when I get ill
Get really drunk. You'll still be ill, but you won't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:26, Reply)
Aspirin, Imodium and Gatorade.
Also, eat bland foods- bananas, rice, applesauce and toast. (That's known as the BRAT diet.) That should settle your innards soon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:28, Reply)
Also
anything with peppermint or ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:57, Reply)

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