I'm pushing around vast amounts of paperwork
whilst typing this and drinking a rather refreshing mango smoothie! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

does it have banana in it?
if so, it's shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Sliced banana on hot buttered toast
gives me the right fucking horn.

Seriously though, it is full of win!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

bananas are fucking grim
they have no redeeming qualities. I sincerely hope that a disease wipes out all bananas.

People who make their living from banana growing or whatever can fuck off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)

What have you been up to?
www.iita.org/cms/details/news_details.aspx?articleid=2735&zoneid=81
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*whistles nonchalantly*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Banana butties
Nom
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Hmmm
I'm not sure about that I'm afraid, I'm much more of a chip buttie kinda gal... with tons of butter and ketchup! *drools*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Just butter, salt and vinegar
Triple nom
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Double nom!
Bananas have to be just under ripe though and not to bananary.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

my mother went fucking apeshit
when she found out our Canadian grandmother had been feeding us white bread, white sugar and banana sandwiches, with no crusts.

Take that, you 'individual home-made quiche in my lunchbox' social leprosy causing BITCH!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I get the feeling this is where all your pent up anger issues originally started from.
You just happen to take it out on Mr Bowie.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Now, come on.
Those individual home made quiche's sound rather lovely. Could you not have done a playground swap for something infinitely more thrilling though, like say, a choc dip, or a packet of ringo's?

If only she knew about the anthrax ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Ha!
I used to exchange them for Worcester Sauce Walkers French Fries, or would sling them onto the roof of the terrapin hut. I recently found out that my brother was doing exactly the same with his.

We were too posh for state school.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Not that I can see...
It quite lumpy though... not too sure about that :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I think they sneak bananas into all smoothies
I like bananas but not pulped
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

they do
so I can't buy smoothies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Awwww
But they don't taste bananananananaery
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

they do to me
with my incredible sense of taste. for example, cucumber tastes really strongly disgusting to me.

most idiots say it tastes of nothing or water. they are idiots.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Oh they are idiots
it tastes of wrong, that's what it tastes like and don't let anyone tell you differently!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I'm bringing cucumbers with me to make your new house smell.


And because DiT likes me to tickle his bottom with one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Nooooo
Not the cucumber! :(

I just won't let you in... you can stand outside in the rain
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Tru Dat.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Man whore

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

idiots like al
for example
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Indeed

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Most smug old croissant eating beardy stoner surf people
think cucumbers taste really strongly. They are just idiots and can bi ignored as statistical anomalies not applicable to the population in general.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Simply peel the cucumber
thus removing 90% of the taste
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:56, Reply)

10% of the taste would still be disgusting
I quite like pickled gherkins though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)

No no no

Pickled onions yes, gerkins no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

they can really enhance a burger

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

and salt beef sandwiches

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)

yes
I had a salt beef and horseradish bagel when in Bath with gherkins and stuff. it was fucking awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Mmmmmm
I fucking love salt beef bagels.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Top o'Brick Lane innit.
I remember when they were £1.60. Best part of fucking £3 now...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Yeah i've had them from there
pretty good. I used to get them in Finsbury Park all the time
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Been to the Needoo Grill yet?
Run by little Ali who used to manage Tayyab's. Just round the corner on New Road.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Nope, but i'll give it a try

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Great reviews
A good standby if Tayyab's is too mental - as is Mirch Massala on Commercial Rd
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Is now the time for me to mention celery?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I can take it or leave it
it is good as a stock vegetable though. for stews, pies and soups
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

raw it is evil

Stringy and disgusting, in a salad it makes everyting taste of it like it's had some kind of celery bukkake party over all the nice lettucey bits.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I would rather
suck the shit from a camel's arse than eat celery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)

What if the camal had had celery for breakfast?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Hopefully the other elements in the camel's stool
might distract me from the celery taste, so I'm still going with a)

Final answer: a) sucking the shit from a camel's arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Congratulations you just won a helathy dose of disantry
now would you like to answer the next question which is for and incredible dose diptheria.

Don't forget your just 5 questions away from Spina Bifida!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

actually can I change my mind?
I've just thought - camel shit's probably 50% Arab spunk....


/racist
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

why are camels called ships of the desert?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

*hands up*
Me! Me! I know!
Oh, actually you probably know an alternative punchline and you'll smugly tell me i'm wrong.
*shuts up*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

They float and are full of seamen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I was going to say "because they're full of arab semen"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

they're called 'whores of the desert' where I come from

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Where are you from?

Preston?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Abu Dhabi
or Winchester. I always get the two confused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Never seen a camal in Winchester
Seen a few alpacas though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

racist

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)

and Arab spunk
is approximately 100% Rapist Sauce
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

It smells of evil
Blurgh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)