i am wasting my birthday (attention whore)
by spending most of it in conference with counsel and a client who will be really irate when he finds out his claim has melted overnight.

so city lawyer fierce black suit, silk blouse and very high heels (that i will prove vipros' point in) by slipping all over the polished floor in reception. when i really want to be in my pyjamas and a facemask scarfing chocolate and vodka and forgetting how bloody old i am getting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:37, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
/attention
( Peej, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:41, Reply)

thank you!
/validated
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:42, Reply)

It's actually Wednesday morning
by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:44, Reply)

I already wished you happy birthday
Do I get a prize?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:44, Reply)

Happy Birthday Ms Swipe
Turn the reception floor in to a skating rink as a birthday celebration.. Go on. Dare you.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:54, Reply)

H 30-oddth BTY rswipe
I'm guessing the facemask of which you speak is one of those cosmetic preparations you smear over your face then peel off, rather than something to prevent spreading swine flu?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I'm not wishing you a happy birthday
because on my birthday none of these cunts wished me a happy birthday. Bloody cunts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:10, Reply)

You need to grow
a nice pair of tits, Bert. Then the internet will be tripping over itself to wish you a happy birthday.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:16, Reply)

My hairy tits are already awesome
you should all try having a suckle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:20, Reply)