It's cold
and today I've got my thermal vest tucked into my thermal pants and my shirt tucked into my trousers. My hoodie isn't tucked into anything but I'm securing it round ym middle with a fairly snug fleece.

Having a poo earlier had to be planned in advance of the actual need for immediate splashdown.

Tell me what you're wearing and whether it's practical or not.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:58, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bikini and a thong
You could use my nipples to cut wires.

Ya southern pooftie.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:21, Reply)

I'm wearing
my usual style comfy shirt, comfy jeans and comfy jumper. And I'm nice and warm.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:33, Reply)

T-shirt
Boxers

That is all.

Off work today!
( Peej, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:36, Reply)

i am wasting my birthday (attention whore)
by spending most of it in conference with counsel and a client who will be really irate when he finds out his claim has melted overnight.

so city lawyer fierce black suit, silk blouse and very high heels (that i will prove vipros' point in) by slipping all over the polished floor in reception. when i really want to be in my pyjamas and a facemask scarfing chocolate and vodka and forgetting how bloody old i am getting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:37, Reply)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
/attention
( Peej, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:41, Reply)

thank you!
/validated
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:42, Reply)

It's actually Wednesday morning
by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:44, Reply)

I already wished you happy birthday
Do I get a prize?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:44, Reply)

Happy Birthday Ms Swipe
Turn the reception floor in to a skating rink as a birthday celebration.. Go on. Dare you.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:54, Reply)

H 30-oddth BTY rswipe
I'm guessing the facemask of which you speak is one of those cosmetic preparations you smear over your face then peel off, rather than something to prevent spreading swine flu?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I'm not wishing you a happy birthday
because on my birthday none of these cunts wished me a happy birthday. Bloody cunts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:10, Reply)

You need to grow
a nice pair of tits, Bert. Then the internet will be tripping over itself to wish you a happy birthday.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:16, Reply)

My hairy tits are already awesome
you should all try having a suckle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:20, Reply)

A woolly navy blue sailors coat
acquired from an army surplus store and a trilby hat acquired from Debenhams.

Fairly standard office attire underneath and some Nike trainers for walking in to the office.

Practical? Definitely.

Stylish? Maybe on the outside.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Office attire of sweatshire, jeans and trainers.
I love my job.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Sweatshire?
You're wearing a fictitious, sweaty county?

What a strange lady you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Sparkly hotpants
fishnet stockings and killer heels. Yes that's right, I'm an accountant
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:09, Reply)

I am wearing a Pink Fairies t shirt and jeans
The design is from the gatefold of their first LP Never Never Land.

No doubt none bar a tiny number of you has the faintest idea what the fuck I'm on about but it means I'm EDGY and COOL.

You'll just have to take my word for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:18, Reply)

big thick dressing gown,
pair of sheepskin boots. Very practical unless I need to leave the house this morning.

I might add a thermal vest - good idea for once, al.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Socks, jeans, vest and thick jumper
and I'm about to crawl to the doctors because I'm ILL.

/craves sympathy
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)