Cheerleaders
Today, I'm taking photos of the University of Nottingham Varsity cheerleaders for thier upcoming calendar. August is going to be in bikinis. That's right, cheerleaders in bikinis, in November and I get paid to take photos of them.

I just felt the need to share my excellent news with you fine people. What's the best thing you've had come up in your respective line of work recently?
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:08, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Taking photos of lorry drivers.
In bikinis.

I see your boobs and raise you a beer gut.
(TheColonel, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Or....
We could join forces and create a most wonderful calendar and become overnight millionaires.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:16, Reply)

*agrees*
I simply need a lump sum payment up front, just so I know you're serious.

If not then I'll be having words with your mate what plays the drums on them cups.
(TheColonel, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I get to play with toy helicopters at work
It may not be as super hot fun as taking pictures of bendy, scantily clad women, but it gets me up in the morning
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I hate you.
That is all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Alright, just don't use it as another excuse to cut yourself
the social worker's getting worried
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I wont believe you until I see the photos
although at my uni the cheerleaders were only about average in terms of looks. Tennis girls were hotter.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:37, Reply)

nis year old
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I can work from home 3 days a week
and I've been paid to swan around the Libyan desert with expensive equipment. Twice.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

ROCK 'N' ROLL

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

"I've been paid to swan around the Libyan desert with expensive equipment"
Were you in the US army in 1986?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Heh.
It's amazing how quickly I got through border control at the airport on my Irish passport :)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Spawny git
Bloody neutrals, eh?

Hang on a minute - thought you were from Norn Ireland. Don't you have a British passport?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

My guess is
that the moment they see anyone from Ulster, their first response is to offer them semtex on easy terms.

It's racism. I want some semtex as well.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Are you using "Ulster" as a synonym for "Norn Iron"?
tut tut!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Meh.
Picky.

On the subject of picky, shouldn't you be out harvesting the potatoes? There're overseas buyers waiting.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

There aren't any potatoes in Bristol
The chavs and retards have turned them all into chips
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

chavs and retards Irish immigrants
chips pets.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

This is sad but true.
Next year I'm going to grow my own in a stolen wheelie bin. I'm hoping they don't get blight.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Make sure you modify the wheelie bin
so it has a removable side. Makes harvesting the tatties that much easier.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Picky?
There's three counties difference!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I have a dual nationality.
Gadaffi and the Norn Irish did quite a bit of trading back in the day. All before my time though, I assure you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I've just had a raise
and because I'm in charge everyone has to do what I tell them ie all the work, thus enabling me to research obscure music and talk shit on here all day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Robots and genetically engineered monkeys.
A fortnight ago. Oh, yes.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I get to say shaft a lot.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Wasn't he one of King Arthur's knights of the round table?
Sir Shaftalot.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

but they say he's a bad mother...

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)