I'm a lover not a hater.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't believe you
When was the last time you did any loving?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I bet he's been without longer than I have.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:48, Reply)

That's imposible,
I'm only 26
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Haha!
'touche'
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

He is in love with his hand
They are lovers as often as he can find a place to hide in.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 18:04, Reply)

pffft

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

a 'self-lover' perhaps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Please?
If you don't let me I'm likely to get myself banned forever. You wouldn't want that on your conscience, would you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

No ones going to ban you unless people complain,
you've built this up so much it's going to be a let down.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

You'll think so at first
but it's a two-pronged attack
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I wouldn't care a fig, old bean
I have to say I'm gaining a peculiar pleasure from watching you squirming.

a) you deserve it, and
b) it's character building
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS
What are you going to do about it, get your sister to sleep with me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

bert, you really are a dunderhead

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I took my girlfriend to the local sex shop
she asked the assistant 'Hello, do you HIV any sex AIDs?'

she replied, 'No, sorry. Tucker from Grange Hill took them all, he stuffs them in every orifice to stop the AIDs from leaking out'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

That's it, it's out of my system now
unless I think of any more, but that's not likely
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Don't pull funny faces at me
Say your goodbyes now, I won't be around for long
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

*whistles the funeral march*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I just automatically assumed that you mean the imperial march
from star wars...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

*storms in, hands on hips*
Look at the state of this place, you lot tidy up, I'm off for a brew
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

damn it
get out of my head - i did the exact same thing

(i whistled it rather slowly and somberly though)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I'd be quite happy to receive the banning
but the guy could just click ignore if he wants to.

I'd go for banning though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Your delusions of self-importance
make me feel almost sorry for you.

These particular posts don't even have any comical merit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I thought of them the first time I upset you
and they made me laugh back then, now I guess the moment has gone.

EDIT AIDs

DOUBLE EDIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Now that's actually funny, unlike you
I appreciate that we don't know each other, but for crying out loud man, do you not see that this is a pretty upsetting subject for me - can you really not just let it be, for fuck's sake?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ooops, accidentally hit return there before I'd finished typing
Part of me honestly thought that there is absolutely no way that somebody would seriously post about their sister's HIV on B3ta, I thought you could have been trying to set up a joke of your own, or you could have been making it up for attention-seeking, aspergers purposes.

I see now that it isn't
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

for the last time (please God)
1. I AM NOT JOKING
2. IT'S NOT FUNNY
3. PLEASE STOP IT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I'm clicking ignore now, one of us has to
it's for the best
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)