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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It would appear that everyone in my office is either off sick or really really hungover from a scary drinking session last night.
How is everyone on OT feeling this morning?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:05, 126 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have you had a slap up brekkie? That usually cures all hangovers... that or a bacon sarnie!?
I'm going out for a pub lunch today and I can't wait!! Yum yum!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I'll get a baked potato or something for lunch.
I hate you for having a pub lunch. Hate hate hate.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Mwahahahaha I can't wait, I'm sooooo hungry!!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

my boss has swine flu though, and has been quarantined at home until sunday, however he is wanting to come back in on monday. We've all said that if he does we aren't coming in, particularly the pregnant members of my office.
the builders working on his house have caught it from him
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

That's not good! Thankfully my office has managed to avoid it so far. One of the guys caught it when he was on holiday so just didn't come back to the office until he was better... I've managed to miss it so far! :S
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

my mrs had regular flu the other week, and got over it in a few days which was good. Fortunately I think my evil cold prevented me from getting flu.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Last night I got a cracking blow job of the missus, had a rather splendid rack of lamb for dinner, watched Drag Me To Hell, had a hot bath and a good nights sleep.
Today I feel just fine.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

And I thought you'd already seen Drag Me To Hell?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

DID YOU SEE THE GOAT, WAS IT SPECIAL!?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

The Goat is ace! He kept going on about how 9/11 was known about by...oh...you mean in the film?
Still pretty damn cool.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Groovy, I have only seen clips on YouTube... I really want to watch it properly!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

The Goat was pretty cool. The shadows were quite creepy, but the end was (in the grave) was a bit weak and typical Sam Raimi.
I'd score it 8/10.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Scared the living shit out of me. I was sat through the entire film, predicting exactly where the jumpy bits would come in, and I (somehow) didn't see that coming. Fucking freaky.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I need to get back into horror films again, I saw the re-hash of Last House on the Left is out on Dooovd now - I want it!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Oh dear. Leave films as they are, 99% of all remakes I can think of are wank.
As well as 2 that are being made now, which make me angry.
Drop Dead Fred - Featuring Russell *spit* Brand as Fred
Akira - Being remade in Neo-Manhattan, argh!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I don't actually know of anyone who is happy about it!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)

or even excellent films, are just a bad idea.
there was talk of Alien and Predator being remade, but by the sounds of it, they have got good people involved and Alien at least may be an origins type of thing, and the new Predator film is going to be called Predators.
Neither can be worse than AvP2
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I haven't seen AvP2, I saw AvP for the first time about a month ago... it wasn't as shit as I thought it would be... I mean don't get me wrong it was still shit... just not that shit.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Maybe I won't watch the final installment in the Alien/Pred boxset I have in my possession then!?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Was ace.
It didn't take itself seriously, and was good fun.
AvP2 was unmitigated wank, the worst film I've seen this year. Followed closely by Cloverfield. Could have been brilliant, just wasn't.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

BUT WHY WOULD THEY EVER GIVE THAT SMUG IRRITATING CUNT ANY SCREEN TIME, UNLESS IT'S FOR HIS EXECUTION?!
EDIT: Not you Vipros
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)

into excising the original from the history books.
The only funny thing that wanker's ever done was come off that quad bike.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Tightly's likely to PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE for denigrating the Mayall.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I'm coming after you like a de-railed train in the night... the scariest sort of train.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

*shrugs*
*calls in a favour*
*gets in a jet*
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

*comes off, causing horrific but sadly not career-ending head injuries*
*goes into coma*
*comes out of coma*
*shrugs*
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

But I've seen the trailer and it looks pretty good, we shall see! The original was disturbing for showing too much, I hope they have learnt from this and leave more to the imagination in the re-hash! :)
I do agree with you though, most re-makes are pants.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

How many times do they want to dig that friggin' thing up!?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

has been dug up to a greater or lesser extent continually for the last 9 years, it seems. The facking cants.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I could see them, bringing their family down on a Saturday afternoon, to show them what they had done, only to find that it had all been dug up again for the umpteenth time this year.
Later, they commit suicide.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Had a nice night last night, met up with my ex and a couple of mates. It's only about the 3rd time we've spoken since we split (10 months ago), and it was nice.
Plus, she bought me a couple of ales, which went down very nicely. Had a banana bread ale, normally not my thing (I find fruit ales to be too overpowering), but this was really nice. Tasted exactly like banana bread, magnificent.
Yourself?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I'm good thank you, not looking forward to a weekend of packing boxes and going through my wardrobe to chuck stuff away... but at least I have pub lunch and pub evening to look forward to! :D
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

But because it was meant to taste of something that tasted of banana, it was awesome!
My weekend consists of a DVD night, and tidying up. Joy(!)
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

So you go for drinks with the ex but not me????
Thats how it is now eh beefcake???
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

That's my
Just please don't cause trouble by phoning as Ivor Chicken again, that got me into so much shit last time!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I'm not sure how I managed to do that without chuckling to myself :0)
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:26, Reply)

It was quite odd when you phoned back with your proper voice, and spoke to the same guy. He looked quite confused as he put you through, haha!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I amazed at how different he is from the normal me. Even some of my clients get confused.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Oh good god!
Ah well, give me a call later if you're really bored, I'm just doing paperwork today.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

But then, I don't like bananas so I'm probably biased.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

*looks at watch*
EDIT: Well what do you know!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

While I hate a lot of things in a good-natured kind of way, bananas are one of the things that I really actually totally hate.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

As I have said before, they are the devil's dildos.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

but I can deal with them if they're smashed up in a smoothie drink with lots of other things.
Celery can fuck right off, along with courgettes
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

bananas are shit and must be erased.
Celery is fine, as are courgettes. I wouldn't just chow down on one, but they are useful in cooking.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Bulking out a bolognaise? ITS ALREADY FULL OF LOVELY THINGS LIKE MUSHROOMS, MINCE, ONION, GARLIC, TOMATO SAUCE, BASIL... why fuck it up with the addition of shit veg?
No one in the history of the world has ever done a lasagne dance over the addition of courgette or celery. Fact.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I love them fried with some sundried tomatoes and a lit bit of tomato pase
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

It means I have more time to spend on pub lunches... and I can sit down without 'eeeping' in pain... but you wouldn't know about that would you...
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

we always use lots of lube, plus I practice a lot with my gay bike.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I forgot about your gay bike without its seat... you're a deviant my friend.
Will you be bringing your bike next weekend?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

you can't fit a lot of stuff in a bike.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I see you've moved house before, that was a test... you passed! :)
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

but a car is a lot like a van, just a bit smaller
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I hadn't ever thought about it like that before.
Right, enough of this bollocks!
*heads off in search of pub food*
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Subsitute mushrooms for carrots, and I'll agree with you there.
I've also never used basil in mine, is it a good idea? I mostly tend to just go mad with Oregano. Although a small pinch of cumin makes it lovely.
Along with a metric fuckton of Lea & Perrins.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Cumin is also ace too as is putting a little bit of medium curry powder in a bolognaise too - yummy!
Oh and you are correct... carrots do not belong in a bolognaise.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I drank two bottles of red and some cider last night and feel great. Its unheard of!
I am also really happy.
My boss also told me that work didn't need a 17" touch screen monitor anymore so I can have it! Just what I need for my jukebox project :D
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I wish my work would tell me I could have free stuff... boooo!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

and all I have to do is ask. They like the honesty. If I just took they'd probably get cross.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)

That's still really cool though!
I wonder if I could 'borrow' the Wii we have in our reception..?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

that I have another batch of shitty projects to appraise that don't have all the information I need, resulting in me having to do someone else's job to ensure that I can actually do mine.
Honestly, the programmes only running for a year, you'd think the fucking coordinators responsible for getting the projects to me would have grasped the concept of "you need to get three quotes for costs" and passed this on to the applicants by now. But no.
*mutter grumble mutter*
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I just sent an email, and it was undeliverable.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I'd give up now chompy. Switch off your computer and go to the pub before your weekend is ruined beyond all repair.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I'd spelt his email address wrong, all sorted now.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Spelling a mate's name wrong is worse than throwing a cat at a window. Iltehjordie will back me up on that.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

before punching out three of his friends and then talked about fishing.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

And if anyone tries to stop you, claim they're restricting your human rights.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Use it to smash the locks of every door you see.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Considering tomorrow is 4 weeks of not touching a single drop of booze!! My bank account is LOVING IT
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

...like Tony the Tiger.
Mornin Flimsanity.
It's Friday, I'm wearing my flapper dress and my sexy new boots, I'm going out for food and booze tonight, down by the river dontcha know. I'm getting a new bin for my kitchen too.
Life couldn't get better. But it could get worse so I'm off to knock on wood.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Also hurrah for sexy boots! I'm wearing mine too! Let's boogie!
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

www.needoogrill.co.uk/galleryapp/1_22.jpg
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

They're only going to take you into the back room, put your head in a vice, and squeeze it until one of your eyes pops out.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

because my white as milk sister in law and her cave-dwellers pallor husband have decided to name their daughter-to-be "Ebony" because "they don't know what it means, but it sounds nice." I barely managed to suppress a full-on laugh when they told us.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

but I made that exact joke myself. It didn't go down well.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)
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