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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good gravy
It would appear that everyone in my office is either off sick or really really hungover from a scary drinking session last night.

How is everyone on OT feeling this morning?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:05, 126 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Hungover and feeling a bit sick.

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)
Awww
have you had a slap up brekkie? That usually cures all hangovers... that or a bacon sarnie!?

I'm going out for a pub lunch today and I can't wait!! Yum yum!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)
Nope nothing to eat so far.
I'll get a baked potato or something for lunch.

I hate you for having a pub lunch. Hate hate hate.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Oooh yeah baked potato is a good idea! :)
Mwahahahaha I can't wait, I'm sooooo hungry!!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)
better than I have for ages!
my boss has swine flu though, and has been quarantined at home until sunday, however he is wanting to come back in on monday. We've all said that if he does we aren't coming in, particularly the pregnant members of my office.

the builders working on his house have caught it from him
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)
Shit
That's not good! Thankfully my office has managed to avoid it so far. One of the guys caught it when he was on holiday so just didn't come back to the office until he was better... I've managed to miss it so far! :S
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)
there hasn't been much of it down here
my mrs had regular flu the other week, and got over it in a few days which was good. Fortunately I think my evil cold prevented me from getting flu.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Lovely thanks!
Last night I got a cracking blow job of the missus, had a rather splendid rack of lamb for dinner, watched Drag Me To Hell, had a hot bath and a good nights sleep.

Today I feel just fine.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)
That lamb looked damn good.
And I thought you'd already seen Drag Me To Hell?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)
You watched Drag Me To Hell?
DID YOU SEE THE GOAT, WAS IT SPECIAL!?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)
It was awesome!
The Goat is ace! He kept going on about how 9/11 was known about by...oh...you mean in the film?

Still pretty damn cool.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Hehe
Groovy, I have only seen clips on YouTube... I really want to watch it properly!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)
It's definitely worth a watch.

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Erm.....
The Goat was pretty cool. The shadows were quite creepy, but the end was (in the grave) was a bit weak and typical Sam Raimi.

I'd score it 8/10.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)
The bit where she wakes up in the night, then lies back down....
Scared the living shit out of me. I was sat through the entire film, predicting exactly where the jumpy bits would come in, and I (somehow) didn't see that coming. Fucking freaky.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Cool! I still want to give it a whirl!
I need to get back into horror films again, I saw the re-hash of Last House on the Left is out on Dooovd now - I want it!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)
Re-Hash?
Oh dear. Leave films as they are, 99% of all remakes I can think of are wank.

As well as 2 that are being made now, which make me angry.
Drop Dead Fred - Featuring Russell *spit* Brand as Fred
Akira - Being remade in Neo-Manhattan, argh!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)
no!
why would they need to remake Drop Dead Fred?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)
Have you not heard about this
I don't actually know of anyone who is happy about it!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)
remakes of perfectly good films
or even excellent films, are just a bad idea.

there was talk of Alien and Predator being remade, but by the sounds of it, they have got good people involved and Alien at least may be an origins type of thing, and the new Predator film is going to be called Predators.

Neither can be worse than AvP2
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)
Haha
I haven't seen AvP2, I saw AvP for the first time about a month ago... it wasn't as shit as I thought it would be... I mean don't get me wrong it was still shit... just not that shit.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)
AvP is a shining beacon of excellence
compared to the sequel
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)
Hmmmm
Maybe I won't watch the final installment in the Alien/Pred boxset I have in my possession then!?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)
AvP
Was ace.

It didn't take itself seriously, and was good fun.

AvP2 was unmitigated wank, the worst film I've seen this year. Followed closely by Cloverfield. Could have been brilliant, just wasn't.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)
The remake is annoying, but I can live with it.
BUT WHY WOULD THEY EVER GIVE THAT SMUG IRRITATING CUNT ANY SCREEN TIME, UNLESS IT'S FOR HIS EXECUTION?!

EDIT: Not you Vipros
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)
they should channel their efforts
into excising the original from the history books.

The only funny thing that wanker's ever done was come off that quad bike.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)
*picks up teaspoon*
*does crazy legs move*

Let's dance bitch.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)
Careful...
Tightly's likely to PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE for denigrating the Mayall.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)
*shrugs*
Ain't no thang.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)
*THWAK*
I'm coming after you like a train in the night!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)
*shrugs again*
*doesn't live near a railway line*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)
Right.
I'm coming after you like a de-railed train in the night... the scariest sort of train.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)
*gets on yacht*
*shrugs yet again*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)
You've done this before haven't you!
*shrugs*

*calls in a favour*

*gets in a jet*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

*builds tower*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)
*bombs tower*
Ahhhhhhhh how you like me nooooow?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)
Damn
My opinion of you is falling

:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)
*escapes on quad bike*
*comes off, causing horrific but sadly not career-ending head injuries*



*goes into coma*


*comes out of coma*


*shrugs*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)
Fuck
*buggers off on pub lunch*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)
As is his
wife.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)
I would say that
But I've seen the trailer and it looks pretty good, we shall see! The original was disturbing for showing too much, I hope they have learnt from this and leave more to the imagination in the re-hash! :)

I do agree with you though, most re-makes are pants.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)
They're digging up the friggin' road in Borough again. :(

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)
Bloody hell
How many times do they want to dig that friggin' thing up!?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Over and over until they've spent their budget for this financial year.

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)
Hehe
You're probably right about that!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)
Bishopsgate
has been dug up to a greater or lesser extent continually for the last 9 years, it seems. The facking cants.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)
I feel sorry for the guys who laid the brand new shiny road.
I could see them, bringing their family down on a Saturday afternoon, to show them what they had done, only to find that it had all been dug up again for the umpteenth time this year.

Later, they commit suicide.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Wait, are you in Borough?
Or do you just pass through it?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)
I'm not too bad
Had a nice night last night, met up with my ex and a couple of mates. It's only about the 3rd time we've spoken since we split (10 months ago), and it was nice.

Plus, she bought me a couple of ales, which went down very nicely. Had a banana bread ale, normally not my thing (I find fruit ales to be too overpowering), but this was really nice. Tasted exactly like banana bread, magnificent.

Yourself?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)
Banana bread ale? That sounds strange!
I'm good thank you, not looking forward to a weekend of packing boxes and going through my wardrobe to chuck stuff away... but at least I have pub lunch and pub evening to look forward to! :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)
It was
But because it was meant to taste of something that tasted of banana, it was awesome!

My weekend consists of a DVD night, and tidying up. Joy(!)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)
Aaaaaahhhh Haaaaaa!
So you go for drinks with the ex but not me????

Thats how it is now eh beefcake???
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)
She paid!
That's my excuse reason and I'm sticking with it!

Just please don't cause trouble by phoning as Ivor Chicken again, that got me into so much shit last time!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)
That was quite amusing
I'm not sure how I managed to do that without chuckling to myself :0)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:26, Reply)
Neither am I
It was quite odd when you phoned back with your proper voice, and spoke to the same guy. He looked quite confused as he put you through, haha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)
The professional me
I amazed at how different he is from the normal me. Even some of my clients get confused.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)
You let your clients meet you?
Oh good god!

Ah well, give me a call later if you're really bored, I'm just doing paperwork today.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)
It's horrible stuff.
But then, I don't like bananas so I'm probably biased.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)
good man
bananas are fucking gross
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)
Could be worse
It could be *looks round nervously*

Celery
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Celery is the Bowie of veg

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)
I'm now waiting for Vipros to comment about bananas
*looks at watch*

EDIT: Well what do you know!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)
*shrugs*
While I hate a lot of things in a good-natured kind of way, bananas are one of the things that I really actually totally hate.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)
*Firm handshakes*
As I have said before, they are the devil's dildos.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)
I don't like them either
but I can deal with them if they're smashed up in a smoothie drink with lots of other things.

Celery can fuck right off, along with courgettes
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)
wrong
bananas are shit and must be erased.

Celery is fine, as are courgettes. I wouldn't just chow down on one, but they are useful in cooking.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)
Useful for what?
Bulking out a bolognaise? ITS ALREADY FULL OF LOVELY THINGS LIKE MUSHROOMS, MINCE, ONION, GARLIC, TOMATO SAUCE, BASIL... why fuck it up with the addition of shit veg?

No one in the history of the world has ever done a lasagne dance over the addition of courgette or celery. Fact.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)
I love courgettes
I love them fried with some sundried tomatoes and a lit bit of tomato pase
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)
*ahem*
Gaaaaaaay
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)
As gay as your big gay husband and his gay gayness
you gayer
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)
I KNOW
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS BUMMING EACH OTHER!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)
I KNOW AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL THAT HE'D RATHER BE BUMMING ME THAN YOU?

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)
NOT TOO BAD ACTUALLY
It means I have more time to spend on pub lunches... and I can sit down without 'eeeping' in pain... but you wouldn't know about that would you...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)
No
we always use lots of lube, plus I practice a lot with my gay bike.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)
No seat?

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)
Oh that's right
I forgot about your gay bike without its seat... you're a deviant my friend.

Will you be bringing your bike next weekend?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)
I thought my car would be more useful
you can't fit a lot of stuff in a bike.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)
Ah clever
I see you've moved house before, that was a test... you passed! :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)
I used a van last time I used
but a car is a lot like a van, just a bit smaller
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is very true
I hadn't ever thought about it like that before.

Right, enough of this bollocks!

*heads off in search of pub food*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)
I dunno
Flim seems to do it pretty well

*runs*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)
Pfft!

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)
Hmm
Subsitute mushrooms for carrots, and I'll agree with you there.

I've also never used basil in mine, is it a good idea? I mostly tend to just go mad with Oregano. Although a small pinch of cumin makes it lovely.

Along with a metric fuckton of Lea & Perrins.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)
I tend to put basil in everything
Cumin is also ace too as is putting a little bit of medium curry powder in a bolognaise too - yummy!

Oh and you are correct... carrots do not belong in a bolognaise.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)
No no no
I was saying put carrots in instead of Mushrooms.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)
Oh I seeeeee
Well then you're wrong... and I bid you farewell
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)
I feel really well!
I drank two bottles of red and some cider last night and feel great. Its unheard of!

I am also really happy.

My boss also told me that work didn't need a 17" touch screen monitor anymore so I can have it! Just what I need for my jukebox project :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)
Cool!
I wish my work would tell me I could have free stuff... boooo!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)
I have had so many cool freebies from here
and all I have to do is ask. They like the honesty. If I just took they'd probably get cross.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)
Hmmmm
That's still really cool though!

I wonder if I could 'borrow' the Wii we have in our reception..?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)
Like an imbecile

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Awww
I saw your post, you crazy bananahead
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)
What. A. Cock.
That's what she said ho ho
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)
Hehehe

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)
Pissed off
that I have another batch of shitty projects to appraise that don't have all the information I need, resulting in me having to do someone else's job to ensure that I can actually do mine.

Honestly, the programmes only running for a year, you'd think the fucking coordinators responsible for getting the projects to me would have grasped the concept of "you need to get three quotes for costs" and passed this on to the applicants by now. But no.

*mutter grumble mutter*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)
You think that's bad,
I just sent an email, and it was undeliverable.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)
NO!
I'd give up now chompy. Switch off your computer and go to the pub before your weekend is ruined beyond all repair.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)
It's ok, it was only to a mate,
I'd spelt his email address wrong, all sorted now.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:19, Reply)
You mong
Spelling a mate's name wrong is worse than throwing a cat at a window. Iltehjordie will back me up on that.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)
You might as well have shoved a penny down your mates throat
before punching out three of his friends and then talked about fishing.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)
Put on your flappy coat and run up and down the office yelling "I'm Doctor Who! Get to the Tardis!"
And if anyone tries to stop you, claim they're restricting your human rights.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)
You could carry a hammer claiming it's a sonic screwdriver.
Use it to smash the locks of every door you see.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)
I'm not feeling as well as I think I should
Considering tomorrow is 4 weeks of not touching a single drop of booze!! My bank account is LOVING IT
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)
I feel grrrrrrrreat!
...like Tony the Tiger.
Mornin Flimsanity.
It's Friday, I'm wearing my flapper dress and my sexy new boots, I'm going out for food and booze tonight, down by the river dontcha know. I'm getting a new bin for my kitchen too.
Life couldn't get better. But it could get worse so I'm off to knock on wood.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Hurrah for Friday's!
Also hurrah for sexy boots! I'm wearing mine too! Let's boogie!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Can we do a Hullabaloo bop
Like Nancy Sinatra or Goldie Hawn?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)
But of course
*bops*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Are you ready, Flim's boots?
Starrrt boppin'!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)
Hurrah!

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)
I'm going to eat at a restaurant recommended by a b3tan tonight.

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)
Ooooh
Pray tell what is the name of this establishment?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)
Needo Grill
www.needoogrill.co.uk/menu.aspx
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This guy is going to poison your food.
www.needoogrill.co.uk/galleryapp/1_22.jpg
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)
He does have that look about him

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)
DANGER!
www.needoogrill.co.uk/galleryapp/1_38.jpg
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)
Hmmmm
I'm getting a bit scared now!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)
Don't be scared, Al. They're not going to poison you.
They're only going to take you into the back room, put your head in a vice, and squeeze it until one of your eyes pops out.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)
Why do you think the food's so cheap
THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)
Cooooool
Looks good!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)
I keep getting the giggles
because my white as milk sister in law and her cave-dwellers pallor husband have decided to name their daughter-to-be "Ebony" because "they don't know what it means, but it sounds nice." I barely managed to suppress a full-on laugh when they told us.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)
I hope it's twins...

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)
HAHA!!
That made me chuckle
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)
I can hear the intro right now...

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)
Late reply (Went for lunch)
but I made that exact joke myself. It didn't go down well.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)

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