*Firm handshakes*
As I have said before, they are the devil's dildos.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't like them either
but I can deal with them if they're smashed up in a smoothie drink with lots of other things.

Celery can fuck right off, along with courgettes
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

wrong
bananas are shit and must be erased.

Celery is fine, as are courgettes. I wouldn't just chow down on one, but they are useful in cooking.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Useful for what?
Bulking out a bolognaise? ITS ALREADY FULL OF LOVELY THINGS LIKE MUSHROOMS, MINCE, ONION, GARLIC, TOMATO SAUCE, BASIL... why fuck it up with the addition of shit veg?

No one in the history of the world has ever done a lasagne dance over the addition of courgette or celery. Fact.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I love courgettes
I love them fried with some sundried tomatoes and a lit bit of tomato pase
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

*ahem*
Gaaaaaaay
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)

As gay as your big gay husband and his gay gayness
you gayer
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I KNOW
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS BUMMING EACH OTHER!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I KNOW AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL THAT HE'D RATHER BE BUMMING ME THAN YOU?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

NOT TOO BAD ACTUALLY
It means I have more time to spend on pub lunches... and I can sit down without 'eeeping' in pain... but you wouldn't know about that would you...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

No
we always use lots of lube, plus I practice a lot with my gay bike.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

No seat?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Oh that's right
I forgot about your gay bike without its seat... you're a deviant my friend.

Will you be bringing your bike next weekend?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I thought my car would be more useful
you can't fit a lot of stuff in a bike.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Ah clever
I see you've moved house before, that was a test... you passed! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I used a van last time I used
but a car is a lot like a van, just a bit smaller
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

This is very true
I hadn't ever thought about it like that before.

Right, enough of this bollocks!

*heads off in search of pub food*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I dunno
Flim seems to do it pretty well

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Pfft!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Hmm
Subsitute mushrooms for carrots, and I'll agree with you there.

I've also never used basil in mine, is it a good idea? I mostly tend to just go mad with Oregano. Although a small pinch of cumin makes it lovely.

Along with a metric fuckton of Lea & Perrins.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I tend to put basil in everything
Cumin is also ace too as is putting a little bit of medium curry powder in a bolognaise too - yummy!

Oh and you are correct... carrots do not belong in a bolognaise.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

No no no
I was saying put carrots in instead of Mushrooms.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Oh I seeeeee
Well then you're wrong... and I bid you farewell
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)