i usually spend christmas with an ex but the selfish cunt has a missus this year
i predict lots of fucking booze and dossing in front of the telly, trying to dig the littluns out from the piles of crap and wrapping paper and then right, then we have PARTY FOOD and more booze and YEAH!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is Ali G doing a christmas message this year? I'ld quite like to watch that again.
I know it's not easter, but we could do a scavinger hunt with pressents.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

get this then you cunt
i have to organise a safety thing at work next month and im making it like a murder mystery thing with clues and witnesses and shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

You should add a twist
by actually killing Jean from accounts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

i work in a power station, the possibilities of mayhem are ENDLESS

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Do you make leccy for my TV?
I hope it's nuclear leccy that's my preferred brand
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

i'll totally sell you a bucket for a fiver

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Do I get to keep the bucket?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

jog on, saucy cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

i was going to put my lotion in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)

"I would like for it to be known that I have redirected the health and safety budget to bottles of baileys....
... on the downside, there are three leaks in the nucular reactor, on the plus side, you won't care."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

i have to hide my voddy in my fucking locker, booze is banned on site funnily enough
im still pushing for an office dog. and a raise of the site speed limit. and some new shoes. and that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Mini sausage rolls?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

oh god dont get me started, id kill a man for a go on a mini sausage roll
hello lover
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

hey baybeh
Whenever I'm at a buffet I have to steal cold mini sausage rolls and take some home with me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

My sis told me last night that
she cooked a gammon joint by covering it in batter and roasting, keeps it moist and all the juices soak into the batter, awesome
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

What, like floury batter?
Or fanny batter?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

baby batter

saves you having to add salt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

true dat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

hahahahaha some posh knobs had a buffet at work the other day
and i pocketed fifteen left over mini sausage rolls to take home for dinner. i told you, we're fucking kin
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

I 'heart' you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)