A sweetie shop has just opened
directly behind my house! It's one of those old-fashioned ones, with jars of sherbets and stuff like that. I can see in their back window and their security doesn't look too good. No alarms. No bars. I'm planning a midnight raid. Alternatively I may go through the front door and spend a quid on sweeties (but if I don't get many for a quid then I'm definitely digging out the balaclava).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Awesome!
Are you getting anything for Catface?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Only if he's a good boy.
Every good boy deserves fudge, etc.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you can get chocolate gimp masks.

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

This will make licking his face even more fun.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

And also, I'm not sure he deserves sweeties.
He came home from work yesterday and I was like "OMFG! ZOMG! PsychoChomp was, like, totally NAUGHTY STEPPED for saying 'breasts', WTF?!" and he just said "so?".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I hope you witheld all sex rights for at least 24 hours

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I wish I'd thought of that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Just apply the ban retrospectively.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Yeah, force a load of jizz back up his japs eye

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

wouldn't that
require further sexual shenanigans?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)

this is an excellent attitude
when i bought my milkshake yesterday the lady behind the counter asked if I had a loyalty card, I replied no, so she then asked if I wanted one.

I may have said "fuck yeah"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

it's got those sensors built into the walls that shoot out lasers that can cut off your arm if you get anywhere near that candy
beware
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

damn, I hate it when that happens.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)