Woop!
I’m off to Chinatown tonight to indulge in lots and lots and lots of yummy scrummy food, hopefully in some sort of ‘all you can eat’ style buffet… What are you up to tonight?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:05, 88 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hitting the supermarket first
then cooking up a chilli beef stir fry. might have to do some cleaning. exciting stuff.

probably download last nights episodes of big bang theory and how I met your mother and watch those.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Cool
I need to catch up with Big Bang Theory, I have only seen a few episodes of series 2... its so funny! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)

yeah I love it
also, Penny is hot.

season 3 has been good so far. I recommend it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I prefered the ginger one
out of 8 simple rules
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

she was quite nice
but I hate watching that programme. almost as much as Everbody loves Raymond. I want to murder Raymond. I'm going to kick him in the neck.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

See I hate his stupid wife
she really pisses me off. The only funny thing in that programme are his parents!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Cool
Penny is hot - DiT is in love with her, its a shame there's no eyecandy in the programme for meeeee :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Not a big Sheldon groupie then?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

going upstairs to make love to my beautiful wife

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Hahaha
*sings smooth operator*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

this is the sort of thread I like
where I'm sandwiched between Al and Flim-flam

*tingles*

edit: and clendrix too. it keeps getting hotter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

You devil, you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

*laughs*
make love to fall asleep on
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I have never fallen asleep on my beautiful wife
(only because we aren't married yet)
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I'm not surprised, really. She is indeed beautiful.
She would also kill you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Awwww! You sunk me *spluffs*
oh, never mind *hobbles off to toilet*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Stop moving your replies around!

( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Sorry, my bad

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Writing a presentation for tomorrow.
(My usual Tuesday answer would have been 'playing with nerds'.)
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

nerds penises
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

No.
They get very annoyed if the game boards get messy.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

you could always
put your norks over the game board, thus giving yourself a bonus as well as keeping the area of play clean.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

*wins*
I could droop them over the battleships of the men on the next table too.
*nork missiles*
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

*LARPs*
ALAS MY FELLOW TRAVELERS, WE SHALL REST FOR TONIGHT, FOR I CAN NOT TELL IF THESE SMALL AND HUMBLE HILLS ARE INDEED INFACT MOUNTAINS ! IT IS WITH GREAT LUCK THAT I HAVE STRONG LEGS LIKE MY MOTHER, FOR I CAN LEAD THE TROUP TO COVER. DO NOT LEAVE, FELLOW TRAVELERS, OR I SHALL WEEP A RIVER

Shakira lyrics, in case you don't get it, because you're not hip'n'cool like me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

rather shit ones at that
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Making my patented Super-tarka-dal (c)
And then languidly smoking some Lebanese hashish, to the lilting strains of Tractor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

otter curry?
I tend not to bother saying I'm going to smoke some draw, it can be assumed to be the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Ah yes, but do you do it
languidly, and to the lilting strains of Tractor?

I put it to you, sir, that you do not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

He does is smugly
to the lilting strains of his croissants rustling as he lifts them betwixt thumb and forefinger to his hairy maw.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

*cracks up*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

if only this were the case
I tend to do it standing nonchalantly in my back garden, spliff in one hand, book in the other.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)

'book' eh?
Never heard it called that before....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)

only available in hardback
it's full of distilled wisdom
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I'm having the best tuesday I've had in years, i'm on fucking fire today.
Man, getting and then quitting this job is the best thing that's ever happened to me =DDDD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Did you finally quit the cab people?
Yay!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Not only that, I've made around a month's wage there in just 24 hours =DDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

You are the man.
Let's burn some houses down and CELEBRATE.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)

I'm buying you a house on Bishop's Ave.
I don't care if you live there or rent it, but if you don't make me chili'n'cheese scons, i'm going to buy whatever house is next door yours and sell it to crack heads for £1 a week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I will bake :)

( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Can you make me some too?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Yes.
I will press out the dough with my norks for you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Hey look
www.b3ta.com/questions/pe/post575608

getting me some excellent hate here from Spanky's little friends.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I love the superiority
and yet their counter arguments seem to be:
1. lots of people find him funny
2. you need to have more sex
3. you are immature
4. go back where you came from
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I have responded
in the most highbrow and mature way possible.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I have stuck my crooked little brown finger in
and given a little stir
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Am I really a bully?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

No.

( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

But are you just saying that becuase you think I have a nice bum?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

No.
I'm saying it because you don't bully anyone.
You just point out the flaws in the weak, the needy, the dull and the pointless.
Oh, and the twats who claim to be literate and prove differently every time they post.
Your bum is quite nice though.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

*honks al's bum*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I haven't paid any attention
so I'm going to say yes.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Nope
I think there are just too many fairy queens around the place who take offence too easily!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Thanks for asking...
...I am giving blood.

Free biscuits!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Wicked
Digestives?

EDIT: Oooh or Rich Tea?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

They didn't say...
...but ginger creams would be ideal.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

They are pretty
ace!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

rich tea are shit
hob nobs are what it's about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I would agree with you there
but I wouldn't think they would give out that sort of wicked cool biscuit... not unless you gave like... ALL YOUR BLOOD!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)

When I give blood
or when I gave blood, I haven't for some time, they would give you Bourbons and Custard Creams and sometimes crisps depending where you were. And you could drink as much squash as you wanted, three cups if you really wanted, and your mum couldn't tell you off.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I will have to buy my own biscuits and juice
I will never give blood... I'm too much of a fairy queen... I pass out lots... gayyyy
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

If they swapped the squash for vampire blood...
...who's up for joining me in the realm of undead?

(This is not just a cheap way of getting sucked I'll have you know - this is a lifestyle choice.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Rich Tea?
What a waste of a biscuit opportunity.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)

If you eat too many they make your face
hurt... I have tried this! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Totally a fan of Rich Tea here, esspeicaly with some melted brie and a nice condiment... or maybe just some emintile.
Oh man, oh boy, oh me, oh my.... dinner tonight will be rich tea and emintile.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Yay! Emintile!

( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)

how are you still alive?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/3508161
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

fair enough
*firm handshakes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Another rich tea fan here
So back off people!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I'm teaching my dad Spanish
And being the biggest mong you ever met.
At least I haven't got shingles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Hurrah for
no shingles!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Sssh
Al will hear you and make my eye cancer come back.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

he can do that?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

yes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

holy shit man, what are we gonna doooo?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Hide his medical dictionary
Shit! I mean hide his medical dictionary
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

ah yummeh, can't decide if I wan chinese for lunch...probably not as it makes me sleeeeepy
was going to cook a massive fabulous dinner for the bff and I but she's off to see New Moon so I'll be cooking a massive fabulous dinner for myself, anyone care to join?

oh wait, you're all over there *sigh*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

You should gaz us photos of your dinner
and we'll appreciate it vicariously. Or visually. Or somehow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

too much work
get your piranha out and maybe I'll think about it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

attempting (badly) to translate
a presentation from Spanish to English for tomorrow
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Could you teach my dad Spanish please?
I'm rubbish.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

join the club
I'm only doing it to make a 100% profit for my company.

In all honesty, it is simple stuff this one, but i feel like shite and really can't be bothered
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I am doing it for homemade scouse and buttered cobs
^ that is the most scouserish thing I've said all week.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

i have absolutely no idea
what that is, but i'm sure its worth a Spanish lesson.

¿o no?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Totalmente

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

what does
your dad need Spanish for? or is it just for the sake of it?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Yeah, he just wants to learn
He only goes once a year but he hates relying on my nephew and he doesn't want to be so 'English' about it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

seems fair enough
where does he go?

I've been here 3.5 years and still know barely nothing
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:58, Reply)