Hang the bounder

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The voice of reason has spoken.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:43, Reply)

hang him here though
don't let those fat cunts do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:52, Reply)

Hang him by a hook, shoved up his arse.
But in ENGLAND.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:55, Reply)

Aw, I like Americans in the most part.
Except the rich ones, and the ones with power, and the ones who think owning a gun is a part of their being, and the racists, and the terminally obese, and the plastic Hollywood crowd, and the minor celebrities, and the kids who are deliberately stupid, and the gang members, and the evangelists and terminally religious, and the politicians, and the fascists, and I don't trust the Mormons, and the soldiers, and the manufacturer and marketers of junk food, and the hippies, and the crack whores and the pimps, and delivery drivers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:59, Reply)

So basically
All the ones we see on the TeeVee?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:03, Reply)

American hippies are the most awful cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:03, Reply)

Nah, they have novelty value.
English folk-singing, morris-dancing, "pagan", purple velour-wearing hippies are the worst.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Seconded.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:05, Reply)

We can get those anywhere though
Something unique is what is needed! For what, I have no idea. Catfood, maybe?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:06, Reply)

No way. I'm not having this.
English hippies can be awful too, I concede, but they're a lot quieter about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Deadheads.
They can be added to my 'against-the-wall-come-the-revolution' list. Not only for the smell and the inane cosmic drivel, but mostly for the dreadful dancing.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I always felt sorry for the Dead.
Imagine having those frightful cunts following you around everywhere. It'd be enough to drive you to drugs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Garcia made a good move in dying
...as the fan base moved on and started following the even more vile Phish. His band mates must have been so happy to unburden themselves of the great unwashed hordes of idiots.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I was about 15
when I had the revelation that 'psychedelic' and 'hippie' were actually barely related. What a fucking relief that was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:33, Reply)

By the way...
...you are using the word 'cunt' a lot.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:36, Reply)

"Cunt" is the best word.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Sorry.
I do that a lot. I use swearing like most people use commas.

I'm fucking sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Oh, no problem at all.
It was just an observation that you were using it more than usual.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Maybe there are
more cunts around than usual? That usually sets off my swearing gland.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

*looks around suspiciously*
They're everywhere, man...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Coming out of the walls.
RIGHT NOW
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:55, Reply)

BAD TRIP
EDIT: that's it! I've been thinking of putting a band together and always struggle with names. Bad Trip could be the one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:58, Reply)

I intend to steal someone's user name for a band when I find the right people
the crackhouse ceilidh band would be a great name
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

You're right. I would indeed.
You might want to check out my gay disco band, 'Vipros'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

you terrible cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

and have autposy videos playing as a backdrop
while relentless drones and screeches pummel the audience, interspersed with quieter sections where you whisper threatening monologues regarding being burned alive and perform weird ceremonies involving naked down syndrome sufferers fucking on a plinth. All the while a 7 foot albino vomits blood into a tin bath full of offal and eyeballs.

I'm sure Psychic TV have already explored this avenue though
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

do you know what?
I was thinking 'Psychic TV' four words into your reply there.

I saw them once when I was about 16, it was a truly disturbing experience. Impressive but genuinely unsettling - I really felt like I was amongst genuine deviants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

"Genuine deviants"
Yes, a perfect description. Would still love to have caught one of their shows though. Didn't the filth raid one of their gigs on the grounds of indecency and the possibility they were performing some fucked up devil worshipping ceremonies live on stage?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Genesis P'orridge
now has BREASTS!

Not moobs - but real 'lady dumplings'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I like a lot of Americans, too.
But there is something... adolescent about a lot of their culture. Its all very "ME!" And Americans have that habit of asuming they invented everything. I've had argument with otherwise sensible people who think that printing, cars, production lines and various other things have exclusively American origins.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:27, Reply)

I once had a conversation with an American who was insistant that
although Devon might not use the Euro, she was pretty sure that the rest of the UK did, in spite of counter arguments that I put forward
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I was in New York once
and was speaking with a fellow who exclaimned 'my cousin John's at university in London - do you know him? American guy?'.

This was topped by a fellow I encountered in a bar in Williamsburg VA last year: 'you're from London? I LOVE The Beatles'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:41, Reply)

England?
Is that near London?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Eminem playing the Milton Keynes Bowl a couple of years back...
Eminem: Hello London!
60,000 wet Brits: CUNT!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:49, Reply)

I used to live in Boston MA
...and always enjoyed telling locals after they mentioned that we drive on the 'wrong side of the road' that the UK was in the process of changing this system and would start with buses and lorries, and if it worked out well we would move the cars and bikes over next year.

Since I moved back I have started telling the English the same thing about Boston and they are just as gullible.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I like this.
you could make it sound almost plausible.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Americans can be incredibly naive and ignorant
but these qualities can be a blessing. Combine them with an almost total lack of self-consciousness and you can rule the world. As they have proven.

But on the whole I like them, from experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:58, Reply)