Facebook
For some reason, FB has decided - I think - that it's going to keep every link I post and every status update secret from everyone else. And it's not letting me remove the secrecy, as far as I can tell.

Does anyone else have a little padlock icon next to all their updates? And does anyone know how I can get rid of it?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 19:27, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think that happened to mine earlier
In fact it could be the same for all I know...
IF ANYONE HERE IS ON MY FACEBOOK PLEASE LOOK AND LET ME KNOW
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)

From what I can tell, it's privatised everything of mine for weeks
I'd assumed it was a hangover from when I went private for a while last month... but I'd un-privatised everything since then... or so I thought...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Oh I see
I think I'm private to everybody but friends, and the person who couldn't see me had only just added me as a friend, so it could have been a blip in my case.
What the hell's up with Faceache?
Actually, I've just thought, I mustn't be officially private anymore, as I've been getting adds from school bullies and my mum's friend's pervy husband...
Hmm, why couldn't she see me...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 19:55, Reply)

I thought I was public to everyone...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Just admit you're an attention whore and be done with it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

No, that's me
Now fuck off you bitch and add me on facebook or I'll bawl my eyes out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Well there's only three Rootas on Facebook and none of them are mad Liverpudlian ladies crazy for teh sex.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I can see you
I think...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I see you pikachu
They showed up in the live feed instead of the normal feed for me though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)

What about the pigfeed?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

shhh...not everyone knows about the pigfeed

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Awwww
I get to be pikachu for the evening.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

GET A HAIRCUT
,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)

I'm doing that tomorro :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

POIDH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

POIWH,
surely?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I mean before and after
Ooooooh, she could so do a montage with cheesy music.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Want a before and after do you bitch??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

I WANT A FUCKING MONTAGE FLANGEMONKEY

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)

A mother fuckin montage!!!
I'll ask them tomorrow. My salon is also a costume/hair extensions shop for lap dancers, drag queens and pvc folk. They're always taking pics, so I don't think a montage is beyond the remit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Well now you freakin have to Missus

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:14, Reply)

The dressmaker/extensions girl is ACE
Nobody knows how old she is but she's had botox. She was in Jackie magazine in her teens because of her odd but beautiful appearance. And she comes out with the best lines.
"You know what, I'd love to make little (Roota) a rubber dress, but I am NOT bonding seams at my age. Eh (Roota), wanna borrow me corset wiv six inch nails on it??"
"Er... no? I'm going to a party, not an orgy..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Six inch nails?
I wonder where they go? I had to explain to the receptionists at work today what suspension was. One of them went very pale and asked me to go back to the prep area. You'd think with the amount of blood and generally bad smells that are around my workplace they'd be used to it, but I think I might have been a bit too graphic :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I recently saw the famous corset
She'd sprayed it silver and lent it to some bloke.
The nails just kind of acted as a fringe.

I get a bit graphic in work sometimes. You forget some people grew up in Houghton-le-Spring...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:26, Reply)

What does that mean?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Houghton-le-Spring?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Yeah, is it a well to do place or a run down crack den?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Well if the people I've met are anything to go by
it's some parallel universe where people join travelling gospel groups and who, when describing someone who's black, drop to a whisper and say "You know, the *coloured* girl..."
The kind of people who go "You're trying to say my 14 year old son masturbates?? Oh hawaaaay!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Oh but they sound enchanting!
I think you should become very good close personal friends with each and every one of them. Then kill them. Hard.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:55, Reply)

I couldn't
I feel so sorry for them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:59, Reply)

NEVER!
Not until I get significantly greyer and/ or balder, at least. Grey, balding men with ponytails look stupid.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Oh
Ponytails when young make you bald when old.
I have several friends who will sadly vouch for this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Croyden facelift FTW!

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I've escaped so far.
Clearly I have extraordinarily low testosterone lev...


No, hang on. That's not a good thing, is it?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Only if you're a boy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)

*checks*

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Can't be arsed to find the pic of Status quo
but yes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Balding.
Proves the point, dunnit?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

We had a lecture from an old man with long grey hair the other day
He kept running his hair through it, and looking a bit like a tool. So yeah, another reason not to keep long hair if you go grey.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Oooo! Just remembered Apoxyclipse now is on.
*disappears*

I must get a bloody laptop soon.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I now haz netbookz
You can haz a jelluss
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:14, Reply)

OOOO, jellys! I mean jelluz.
I thought about getting me a netbookz, but then realized my laptop's far better.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:15, Reply)

better, but more expensive
Nana couldn't buy me a laptop. I love Nana. She's always in my posts. She should join b3ta. She's so cool and I'm not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Maybe you should just give her your netbook?
Plus I already had my laptop, so it would just have been an unnecessary addition really.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

No she can't type.
I'm happy to take her dictation. Seeing as she bought me this for Christmas.
You wouldn't believe the advice she gives me. i'd love her to sign up here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

This Johnny Cash thing on BBC4 is mighty fine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:37, Reply)