B3ta ladies
I'm trying to find Mrs V a gift for christmas of a necklace of some kind. (already given her a pearl necklace hohoho)

Not particularly expensive, I was thinking a wooden beady sort of thing. Any suggestions as to where to look?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:53, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

etsy
probably
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Oooooh
Good call!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

indeed it is
thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I love etsy so much, I'd spend all of my money ever on that site
*steps away from the computer so she doesn't get herself into trouble*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

can I have your womanly opinions on this
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35604903&ref=sr_gallery_1&&ga_search_query=wood&ga_search_type=category&category=jewelry.necklace&ga_page=3&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Thta' gorgeous
But it says sold out
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

yeah, that was me
I noticed there was only one left, and thought fuck it, I'll have it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Don't buy a necklace from a guy who spouts this tripe.
And the most important thing - I do these necklaces with love. They are charged with positive emotions and happiness - take a good care of them - and they will take of you. I promise!
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I was ignoring that
and going for the versatility thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

But it's gorgeous
And sold out
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Surely the most important thing is that they're not shit?
What a fucking bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

hahahaha
too true

I think I was mostly swayed by the fact that the girl modelling it is quite hot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Hahaha
You should do his write up:

'Buy these necklaces, they're not shit'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Stunning endorsement!
And hiya
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Ello!
You alright lovely? I've not been around as much recently, its been a bit loco at work, bad things are occuring and lots of meetings have been happening so I've been missing out on B3ta time... Boooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ah, boo to that, dude!
I've got to go and advise a harassed/bullied person in a bit.
That should be nice and depressing.
Other than that, I'm supa dupa fly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Aww bless ya!
I had to be the harassed/bullied person yesterday and moan to one of the partners... it is a bit depressing but the moaner will be happy to have you to moan at! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I'm off there right now
Hope it goes well!
See ya later lady.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Good luck lovely! :)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

how did that go?
things getting sorted with the mean woman?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Sort of thanks
I had a loooooong meeting yesterday and said what needed to be said, so did another girly and we're leaving it with the bigwigs now... they had a meeting today about everything so we'll see what occurs now.

I hope she gets a kick in the bottom!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

that's cool
fingers are crossed that things turn out ok
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Thank you
I'm sure it'll all work out, if it doesn't I'm off on a killing spree!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

good stuff
weapon of choice?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Probably one of the paper files in our
records room... they give evil papercuts... I'm going for slow and painful deaths here.

EDIT: And a brick... that's my usual weapon of choice
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I recommend half a brick
in a sock :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Ah good thinking
I see you've played this game before!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

FAT FACE BABY
Its all different kinds of ace for wooden jewellery... and it ain't too expensivo! I think they may have a sale still on at the mo too! :D

EDIT: Also Joe Browns might be good too!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

just bought her a skirt from joe browns
wasn't keen on any of the jewellery. Don't really like any of the fatface stuff either.

thanks though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

No worries!
White Stuff might be another idea too, they have some nice stuff sometimes too.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

In a forrest.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Whittaker?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Gump?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

The Cure?
good tune that. One of about three they did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

or...Kelly? as in de

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I love the Cure
their best song is Burn off the Crow OST, but the album Disintegration is excellent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I would like to put forward that
"The strangest girl in the world" is one of the other of those 3 decent songs they did.

NINJA EDIT: The song's actually called "The Perfect Girl". I'm an idiot.
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I was thinking of Killing an Arab
Then I thought, what about Cure songs?

BOOM! BOOOM!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I much more pleased with that post
than I deserve to be. My inner Russ Abbott must be trying to get out...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I had thought he was dead
but he was on Harry Hill's TV burp the other day, after having been an extra in Casualty or some shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

He was fucking terrible wasn't he?
Apart from the brilliant and much sought-after 'Atmosphere' 45, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

haha
and the hamlet adverts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

God yeah
*adds to facepunch list*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Facepunch list.
Make sure you back this up in case you lose the notebook. I would hate to think we missed anyone from 'the great culling'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

For some reason
I read that as 'helmet' adverts. I've been here way too long, obviously...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

a more fitting person to advertise such things
you would struggle to find...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Any local craft workshops in your vicinity?
You might be able to get something hand made and a little bit quirky from there, rather than something that has been mass produced.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

That is good thinking
and is why Etsy is a good call. All handmade stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Newbridge Silverware.
Ze German loves it.

www.newbridgesilverware.com/gifts/JEWELLERY.aspx

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

some nice stuff
I was after something supplemental to the other presents though, and so that stuff is a little pricey.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Try the market then...
...a nice goldie lookin' chain with "Mrs V" would be quite attractive in certain circles. (Another benefit is everyone would know she is yours and not try to make a move.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I find Oliver Bonas
has a good selection of stuff at varying prices.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Camden has loads of that kind of tut.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Fat Face, yo.
Also, any kind of surfy shop. Maybe FAT WILLIES?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Or you could make her one out of things that can be foraged for.
Like pieces of bark, pine cones, otters noses and a conker.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Or...
...dried white dog poo.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

it doesn't exist!
Grrr
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)

TK Maxx
They often have this kind of thing, and at good prices too.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:17, Reply)