Pretty good
I've recovered from Saturday night. I was quite rude to your husband, but he forgave me. He's a nice chap like that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rude how?
Did you forget the lube?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I made rude comments about his mother
and the things we got up to while helping you move. But he took it in jest as was intended. I just felt a bit guilty on sunday as I thought I may have cross a line somewhere.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:48, Reply)

'Berting', that's called.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Where is Bert these days?
has he been banned / naughty stepped again?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

He's been banned apparently
not sure what for, but I think CR3 has blocked his IP so he can't make a new account.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I did wonder...

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Monty says it wasn't him
and he had most cause. so unless someone was white-knighting, then it wasn't for that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Pity.
Whilst he did overstep the mark a fair bit, I don't think it was ban-worthy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I imagine it was another
white-knight episode.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

me too
and he had been banned a number of times before
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

This is true
I don't know what he was banned for previously, I'm sure there were legitimate reasons behind it, but it does seem that recently people are getting pulled up for things which are clearly just jokes and nothing malicious... I just don't really get it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I don't think the mods are to blame
it's the gimps who are gazzing them. people being overly sensitive, which is not at all in the spirit of b3ta
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Ah what I meant is that
other B3tans are pulling people up for jokes and are telling the mods its a problem when its quite clearly just people being overly sensitive.

If anyone ever said anything to me which I found in bad taste I would tell them as much, rather than try and get them banned, its loco.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I agree
we should fuck their shit up.

edit: before someone complains too much and Al gets banned
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Yes
I concur.

*gets the brick of justice*
*attaches the swinging rope of crying-jessies*
*brings forth the rampage*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

that's the spirit!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Aww bless
I'm sure he didn't take it to heart, panic not! :)

I'm annoyed that I couldn't come along. Instead of partying I sat on the floor at home with a paintbrush and a hot water bottle. Boooo.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)

*tries to erase mental image*
there's this bit with a paintbrush in a film called Sex and Zen....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)

...
...
...
...
*fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I wouldn't say it's scary...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I was fearing you for watching it

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

it's quite amusing, saw it years and years ago
it's soft(ish) porn in badly-dubbed kung fu style

guy with tiny penis gets a horses one grafted on instead. Goes round pleasuring women, ends up shagging the wrong person's wife, gets made to shag the horse-wife of the horse who's knob he has.

meanwhile, his wife turns into a prostitute in a high class brothel. one of the things she learns to do is write with a paintbrush inserted.

it's quite amusing.

plus the bit with two women and a flute is entertaining
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

bandcamp?

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

yeah
but two asian women, one flute
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I wouldn't worry.
I think he texted the 'come dancing' joke to his mother earlier.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)

You didn't seem that bad on Saturday night
In fact you appeared perfectly sober, apart from the very loud singing along to Highway to Hell.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)

very loud signing?
hands flapping together, that sort of thing?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)

*Nods*
it was special.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Awww man
I missed out on a AC/DC singalong? Garrr!

Oh and by the by, I am real, DiT said you asked if I was a meatpuppet! Haha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Shut it, Tightly!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)

*cries*
I am a real girl, I am, I am!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

It's true DG
she's got lady lumps and everything. And she sang a song, it went "AaNnnnnNNnn NNNNEEEeeRRRRRR NNnnnEEERRRR NNNeeeeRRRRR"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

True
*nods head*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I'm quite glad this is the case
I do remember screaming a bit to "Run to the Hills". I think it must have really hit me once I left the pub, it took me ages to find a bus stop for the N20, which makes no sense as my bus stops at every stop on Camden High Street.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

We got 'home' at 4am
After chaperoning Lampito and trying to find a bus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)