Reports please.
Breakfasted: 15
Sky: blue
Underwear: blue boxers
Chance of anger: 28%
Bank balance: gloomy with threat of overdraft
Days until birthday: 365
Christmas avoidance: 96
You're going to charge me how much for the box: 1.22
Christ what a pessimistic post: 100
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:58, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

...
Breakfasted: 0
Sky: blue
Underwear: blue boxers
Chance of anger: 13%
Bank balance: healthy...for now
Days until birthday: 64
Christmas avoidance: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Oh and Happy Birthday
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:03, Reply)

Ta.
It must be blue underwear day.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:05, Reply)

bleary-eyedness: 76%
Sky: very much grey
Underwear: stripy red Calvin Kleins
Anger: 4% (lower than baseline levels)
'Saw a pug in a father christmas outfit' quotient: 100/100
Existential dread: 43% and falling
Boredom: Force 6, increasing, moderate or poor
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Hmm
Breakfasted: 90
Sky: Blue
Underwear: Yes, probably
Bank balance: suspiciously healthy
Tiredness: 88
Can't-be-arsedness: 95 (slightly above the mean)
Leaving-work-early-todayness: 90
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Your last two almost exactly match my own scores.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:15, Reply)

All present and correct sir.
Breakfasted: 100 (oatmeal ftw)
Sky: Blue
Underwear: White knickers
Chance of anger: 20%
Bank balance: fair to middling with an outcome of a big fat bonus
General chirpiness: on the up due to a packed weekend
Bottles of wine in the cupboard: 2.5
Mention of lack of nookie today: probable
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Disillusioned with work: 99
Need for sleep: 1
Everything else: 0
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Venison sausage and fried egg sandwich FTW
Breakfast: 99
Sky: blue
underwear: black trunks
chance of anger: 5
Bank balance: pretty good as I haven't started shopping yet
days until birthday: 226
Boredom: 76 and climbing

Happy birthday?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:34, Reply)

now THAT'S a fucking breakfast

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I was tempted
But i decided to just eat it instead. I didn't even mention the Reggae Reggae spicy tomato ketchup.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:47, Reply)

There's a chappie at my local farmer's market
Who does his own speciality ketchups graded according to heat.

They're all lined up in ascending scoville rating: last time I bought the habanero one. It actually hurts to eat. I hate to admit defeat but as a condiment it is inedible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:51, Reply)

This just has a touch of heat
Went well with the fancy sausages.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Ta.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Good morning, good morning, good morning
.....and my finest birthday wishes to you Noel, officially the nicest man on B3ta. Have a cracking day, sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Oh man, that's so cool I could eat some Twiglets right now.
Ta.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Breakfasted: 2 (toast and Marmite)
Sky: blue and clear
Underwear: Dolce & Gabbana, plain black (what a ponce)
Chance of anger: IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING JOKE?
Bank balance: see previous answer
Days until birthday: lots
Christmas avoidance: 75 (ordered some shit yesterday)
Amount flat looks like a squat: 80
Interest in cycle paths: 0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:42, Reply)

If marmite and toast didn't exist

I would starve to death ina week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:46, Reply)

me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:49, Reply)

this takes me back to the fouricci days on talk.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Good times etc

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Oops! Just realised it's your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANDSOME : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:48, Reply)

THANKYOU HANDSOME.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Are you 35 now?

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Not quite.
Still a year to go.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)