I have only ever hit one woman,
and that's my older sister and that's allowed because she always fucking hits me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Awwwwww, poor widdle bayyybeeeeeeeee.
Why don't you try manning the fuck up instead of beating up defenseless women.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

She's not defenceless.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Oi, just because she's a women, it doesn't mean to say she's deffenceless.
I've heard of this women who beat up an entire high school football team and then smashed a litter of kittens (voilent evil kittens) against double glased glass.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

In fact, she's a copper now and the first time she brought her handcuffs round to my parents
she thought it would be hilarious to put me in a arm lock while I was eating a sandwich.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

wimp

punch her in the ovaries
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

kick her in the fish-mitten

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

ha ha aha

knee her in the sausage wallet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)

sock her in the flesh beaker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Nut her in the

Spunk trench
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

beat her in the cum bucket

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

twat her

in the spam purse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

smack her in the axe wound

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Cunt her in the cod pocket

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Shoot her in the cock-holster.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I kicked her in the shins until she stopped
my sandwich was ruined though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

bitch
a well crafted sandwich is one of the finer pleasures in life
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

No one siad it was well crafted

it could have been a man sandwich with a chompy cummy filling
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

that seems unlikely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

But not improbable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I have no idea what kind of sandwich it was.
but I'm sure it was a good one.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:53, Reply)