Crimble do
Got our first office Crimble do tonight, at The Midland in Manchester. Big swanky type affair. I wanted yo do a pub crawl with money. Ah well.

Anyone else doing the forced joviality with colleagues thing tonight? And what would you rather be doing?
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:36, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

pity reply right here
I'm playing a gig with my band tonight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Going to Gran Canaria
next weekend for our work do.

*vipros'*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I'm going to a 50's night and trying not to get so drunk I hit on one of my best mates sisters.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I read that as hit one of my mates sisters

woman hater!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I have only ever hit one woman,
and that's my older sister and that's allowed because she always fucking hits me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Awwwwww, poor widdle bayyybeeeeeeeee.
Why don't you try manning the fuck up instead of beating up defenseless women.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

She's not defenceless.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Oi, just because she's a women, it doesn't mean to say she's deffenceless.
I've heard of this women who beat up an entire high school football team and then smashed a litter of kittens (voilent evil kittens) against double glased glass.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

In fact, she's a copper now and the first time she brought her handcuffs round to my parents
she thought it would be hilarious to put me in a arm lock while I was eating a sandwich.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

wimp

punch her in the ovaries
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

kick her in the fish-mitten

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

ha ha aha

knee her in the sausage wallet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)

sock her in the flesh beaker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Nut her in the

Spunk trench
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

beat her in the cum bucket

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

twat her

in the spam purse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

smack her in the axe wound

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Cunt her in the cod pocket

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Shoot her in the cock-holster.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I kicked her in the shins until she stopped
my sandwich was ruined though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

bitch
a well crafted sandwich is one of the finer pleasures in life
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

No one siad it was well crafted

it could have been a man sandwich with a chompy cummy filling
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

that seems unlikely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

But not improbable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I have no idea what kind of sandwich it was.
but I'm sure it was a good one.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:53, Reply)

we don't have parties for work
so
tonight I'll be doing laundry and reading
and jacking off my lotion bottle to get the very last bit out
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Yeah, harder, shake it harder
that's it, nearly there, really close, really ... really .... close ..... uh
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I actually say "oooooooh yeah baby...o-o-o-o-o-ooohh yeah *heavy breathing* uuuuuuhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnn"
with the extra treat of some hand lotion
hurrah !
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)