I'm dooooooooooomed I tell ya, dooooooooooomed.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Crystal ball says no

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Lower your standards a lot
And do volunteer work with mongs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Why the hell should I.
I'm deserving of someone great as much as the next person is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:02, Reply)

The next person is Maxine Carr

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

The next person is a fucking mong though.
I think you meant more deserving.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

You do deserve it
But there aren't many about, so a bit less than great might have to be something we all have to consider at some point.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I've done my bit for the less great.
I want someone great for once.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

In that case, fair enough
I think my almost greats will always have a catch of some sort.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Having just completed my Introduction To Diversity course
I find your automatic assumption that mongs cannot also be great is an example of *checks notes* stereotyping and may be actionable under the Disability Discrimination Act 1995. I'm going to have to insist you snog a mong to foster a disability friendly environment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Do volunteer work with mongs?
Man, that's awful advice. She needs to spend LESS time here, not more.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

But we'd miss her so
*belms*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Ooh, I just noticed!
You have a Zodiac Mindwarp sig! I loved that song back when I was a wee one.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)