ARGH MY HEAD
Second hangover.

Hurts.
Hurty hurts.

I lost all my water from crying. I had an emotional breakdown on the steps of the Transport museum in Covent Garden.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GIRL
You really gotta sort yo shit out!
I thought you were going out to be fucky in boots???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Well,
I hope I looked nice

I didn't get any. That wasn't the reason, I just suddenly had a sense of loss and started bawling.
Don't mix gin and Jager, even if it is in a cocktail.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Awww man
I wish I was 18 again, I could get upset over loads of stuff back then, now I seem so dead inside I only seem to cry when people I know die and stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

OI!
I'm not 18!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Sorry, 17

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

psssssh

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Don't you be letting not getting any make you cry
You're a clever girl. You know about nself-esteem and all that.
You probably never got any cos they could smell the too-much crazy brewing.
You don't WANT any on a night like that. It would be crap and you'd wake up worse.
Have meaningless sex whe you're feeling tip-top (not just LOOKING tip-top). Then it's great!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I might go out tonight
and put that into practice :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

you need to be careful with gin
I've had to ban my mrs from drinking it because it makes her cry. Jager is awesome though, and has no ill effects.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Jager is what killed me and Al.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Is that what it was?
I had no idea what I was drinking.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Jager is lovely
After 4 cider and blacks and half an abandoned pint of I don't know what, it's not.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

yeah, that'll fuck you up
what you need is to have a shot of jager with each pint of lager after the first, that is the appropriate way to drink
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)

That sort of behaviour gets you banned from most chemists.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

That's what I was thinking

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I only just got that
:(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)

She forgot the lube like I told her
Gangbanging gets sore after a while.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Will these kids never learn?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:57, Reply)

I try and teach them
I really do, many is the night I go around giving out the lube, but they call me a pervert and hit me with sticks.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I was disapointed by the lack of original ticket stubs too.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I wanted to go on a train :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

onlike
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

*gazzes mods*
You fucking bastard
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

It could have been worse
he could have suggested she go to KFC.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I did try and find a Burger King at 3 in the morning

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Jesus, I would have cried too in your shoes.
At 3am surely only a greasy Doner is all that's going to hit the spot. Or maybe a pizza.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:57, Reply)

20p noodles?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Have you got lots of sweet chilli sauce?
Or mango chutney?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Out of sweet chilli
Got mango yeah
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I don't eat meat, remember?
Well, I do, but not THAT meat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)