Pretty much everything pisses me off all the time
It's my default setting.

EDIT: the thing about getting dumped is that if one of the parties doesn't want to be with the other long-term then splitting up is doing everyone a favour - the cruellest thing to do is NOT to split up with someone you aren't happy with. I've only ever been dumped once in my life and in the long run I've nothing but praise for the woman for doing it. It was a 7.5 year relationship and we both still really got on - could easily have squandered another couple of years plodding along but her heart wasn't in it.

I don't think people who have the bottle to finish with someone get enough credit. People who walk out of a job that's making them unhappy get a 'good for you' whereas if someone does that in a relationship - which is a fuck's sight harder than just handing in your notice - they get criticised.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you big moody bastard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

FACK ORF

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:35, Reply)

get orf moi laaaand!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:38, Reply)

*hums starman*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:29, Reply)

*arms missiles*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Ground beef whiskas for ginger tom,
Ground beef whiskas for ginger tom,
Take your worming pills and put your flea collar on,
Woooaaaaaaeeeeerrrrrrraaaaoooooogggghhhhhhheeeeeerrrraaaaayyy! Fuckin' ell!!!
This is ginger tom to David Sole,
I'm puking on the floor,
The room is floating in a most peculiar way-ay,
Some bastard spiked my whiskas cat food yesterday-ay,
For him, Am I honking in a tin can?
( Peej, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:41, Reply)

'in a most-a pe-cu-liah wae-heeeh'
*gnashes teeth*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:47, Reply)

*legs it*







waiting in the sky...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I had that stuck in my head last night
somehow went from singing "just one cornetto" to singing starman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:38, Reply)

'cornetto' is an infinitely better song
I don't want to 'let all the children boo-geh' you bonk-eyed simpleton.

I watched the recently-released Small Faces DVD last night. They had moments of pure genius those chaps. Ogden's Nut Gone Flake is one of my favourite LPs ever, and the DVD has them performing all of side 1 in sequence with Stanley Unwin doing the links. Utter magic.

And not so much as a fucking hint of children 'boogeh-ing' anywhere in sight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:40, Reply)

but but but
he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:43, Reply)

he'd blow a horses dick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:44, Reply)

this is probably true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:48, Reply)

...and there's nothing you can do

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Sorry I am late...
...did I miss some Bowie baiting?

Have we not already established that he is a gozzy-eyed, overrated, pompous fuck-knuckle?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I thought we had, but there appear to be some who can't keep up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:58, Reply)

I don't know why we bother....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

*sighs*
You try and help people....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I'd blow his kneecaps off with a fucking sawn-off shotgun

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I'd blow his knee c aps o ff with a fu ck ing sawn-off shotgun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:51, Reply)

very nice
true as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:53, Reply)

If tonight
or perhaps another night, soon - or not so soon - you think you hear something outside, late at night, just think...it just might be me, armed to the fucking teeth, coming to teaspoon your eyes out for that.

Is it just the wind through the trees...or not....? Was that just a fox.....OR NEMESIS?

Let me just leave that with you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:01, Reply)

my house is a fucking fortress
good luck with that

also, even if I am outside enjoying a reefer, I have cunningly put noisy stones down on the path in my garden so can hear someone coming through the garden.

not to mention the booby-trapped gate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

These things are of no concern
to a highly trained ninja such as myself. If I can get past Bowie's top-spec security systems to Stanley-knife his priceless art collection, do you really think a couple of noisy stones will get in my way?

Sleep well....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

pah
if you were a ninja, then I'd already be dead
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

well maybe you are, and this is hell?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

wouldn't surprise me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)