IPC Subeditors Dictate Our Youth
I got a load of people magazine subscriptions for Xmas, and they have already been sent letters telling them I did so. I had requested that the info be sent to me so I could put them in cards to be opened on Xmas day.

Now they won't believe in Father Xmas because of these bastards. Xmas is spoilt!

*runs crying*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what complete cunts
however, it's a good present. I've been getting a subscription to goodfood magazine for the last few years from my gf's parents, and it's great. so good that I've got my mum a subscription this year, and got my bro's gf one for her birthday earlier in the year
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Ah, bulk-buying, like it
I subscribe to Classic Rock magazine - it gives me something to shout at on the bog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Instead of the Lords Prayer...
...you scream 'Jeeeffffff Beeeecccckkkkkkkkkk' whilst crying?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I recite the pompous micro-penis-wanking lyrics of The Wall
I think it gives my cry-wanks some much-needed gravitas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I find that wailing, speaking in tongues and gnashing of teeth to be most satisfactory on those occasions

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Crucifix inserted in anus...
...for that added element of naughtiness?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Excellent idea
Do you know where I got the whole 'wanking whilst crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer' thing from?

Albert Fish, that's who. My (not entirely pleasant) brother's obsessed with him. And some Russian cannibal dude - and anyone else like that, such as the Croydon samurai-sword-attack-in-church chappie.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_fish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I thought he was a weather man...
...no wonder he missed that hurricane, dirty bleeder.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Worst thing is my mum...
...she asked if she could change her subscription to another magazine.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

maybe she just wasn't ready for 'Readers Wives'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Now now.
She has appeared in it so many times she has a lifetime, honorary subscription.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I might ask for a sub to readers wives from my in laws

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

That is litterally the worst thing I've ever heard happening to someone, ever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:00, Reply)