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Oh jee oh gosh oh my, you're such a swell gal, a guy like me could see himself settlin' down with a gal like you one day.
You're so pretty, would you like to go out one day for chinese food?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:48,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Oh my goodness, I've got the love-jones bad for you, you adorable princess you !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:49,
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I'm not a man
I'm a girl and not manly. Read my profile
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no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:51,
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Haha!
That told Gonz.
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:52,
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He's going to edit his posts to pander now.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:56,
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I wonder if she'll cyber-put-out on webcam.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03,
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take some spanish lessons
Not that I'd expect anyone to know the English version of my name, but if Gonz puts it in to a translator and presses play, he'd work out I'm a girl
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no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:56,
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he can't even speak english
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:59,
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People really should do the leg work and read their profiles if they're going to take the piss.
Come on Gonz, do better next time.
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:59,
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Listen, yeah', yeah', listen, yeah'.....
Don't take the piss out of me until you can recite, word-for-word, the entire collection of Shakespear, including the voice acting for the verious charactors. And then give full definition to any given word, in four languages.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03,
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How about I give you a hug instead?
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:04,
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A guy like me sure can go for a hug in the dark times like these.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10,
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If I ever get to that there London again then I'll have a hug saved just for you.
Can you tell I've been drinking?
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:12,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post589926#answers-post-589954
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20,
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"pechogonas: A fictional character from the original Star Wars trilogy. Head of an organized crime gang on the planet Tatooine"
=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:01,
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You're reedemed : )
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03,
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a big
and very big --- no
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no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:04,
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tis breast related
but damned if i know exactly what (despite living in Spain)
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bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:49,
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Nice edit Gonz
I like your style
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no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03,
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DAMN IT, BE OFFENDED BY MEEEE !
Seriously though, do you put out on webcam?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:05,
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That would be like being offended by a kitten nibbling on your little finger.
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:06,
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I like it when they do that
*nyam nyam nyam*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:07,
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I've been playing with the family puppy at work again.
She likes to nibble ears. *giggles*
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10,
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How is the little Biscuit?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:24,
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I'm still hoping I can sleep with people's wives or girlfriends, and they'll just reply "Oh Gonz, you cad, you."
And give me a slow-motion-nuckle-the-jaw and go "There you go kiddo, now don't do it again or i'll have to give you a knuckle-sandwich", ruffle my hair and send me on my marry way.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:09,
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If I had a wife I'd let you sleep with her.
*ruffles hair*
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:11,
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Why THANK YOU, DiT, thank you very much.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:19,
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to the popular page you go !
*clicks*
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:37,
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I don't think you could take it
I've had a lot of experience with 21 year old geeks trying to be a big man, as i'm sure you have too
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no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:11,
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or is that in a big man? I'm not too sure
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no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:12,
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If we time it right, between my evening and night medication, I won't remember a thing anyway.
I'm not sure what you would call that though, like date-rape, except I'm drugging myself.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:18,
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sorry Gonz
I have a Mr P. But Hell yeah, I do put out on web cam, Unfortunately it's for Mr P only
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no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:16,
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I can't wait to tell my counciler and social care-giver about you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20,
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