I had a toothless old black woman with cornrows leering at me asking "what'd you do ta get in?"
also the guard wouldn't let me pee because I laughed at him.

This whole tea and magazines shit angers me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What'd you do?

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:00, Reply)

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:02, Reply)

You gaz me yours and
I'll gaz you mine!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:04, Reply)

go on then
mines public knowledge
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:05, Reply)

So's mine.
One domestic violence (for hitting the ex after he beat the lliving shit out of me), and one stupid DUI - lesson learned on that one!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:06, Reply)

yeah, DUI here too
I got full fucking extent because my father insisted I pay for the best lawyer in town, anyone else I know that got the town attorney didn't get shit.
Fucking bullshit, if I'm going to get punished fully so should they.
Fuckers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10, Reply)

PLEED THE FITH !
God, it's not hard being an american lawyer.

"I PLEED THE FITH ! THIS VOILATES MY FIRST AMENMENT ! FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS BAIL !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I didn't even get a trial. My lawyer was late and I hadn't met him before that day.
All in all it was shitty.
I'm not saying I don't deserve what I got.
It could have been a hell of a lot worse, I could've killed myself or anyone else and I'm thankful for getting that DUI.
It saved my life.
/seriousness over
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I got to be honest, I've found america's ages of things quite weird.
I mean, driving at 14, sex at 18 and drinking at 21... it just seems wrong to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:16, Reply)

you actually can't get your learner's permit until 15 and 6 months in Virginia
and I think it's just wrong that your legal age is 16, maybe it's because I've grown up here but the idea of sleeping with a 16 year old is just gross.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I can see what you mean, I feel the same way about 14 year olds, which is the age for a lot of mainland europe.
I think there should be some sort of buffer, a 16 year old and a 15 year old isn't that big of a deal, a 30 year old and a 15/16 year old is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)

You peed against the statue of Lincoln didn't you?

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:07, Reply)