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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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you are joking?
No feelings for a film that combines John Cusack and Jack Black.
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no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She has no feelings
the only thing that excites her is a freshly sliced leg of honey roast ham, and the smell of lemon and herb marinaded olives.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Haha
Actually, that gets me pretty excited.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Stop humping the ham.

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thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

I like to bone the ham and then put my cock in the hole

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I'd like to ham your bone.
I'm not sure what that will entail...
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thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Well, I imagine it involves getting lots of ham and gaffa taping it back to the bone I recently removed from said ham.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I do the same thing, except it's not so impressive with a packet of bernard mathews 'turkey ham'.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I once did it with Bernard Mathews rotting corpse
It wasn't much fun.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

You obviously weren't doing it right.

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thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, Reply)

You pair of dirty cunts

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Yes, it's a lovely film
But there ain't no candy in it
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

There aint no chicken tikka sticks or kabanos sausages either.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I can't use my tabard when I'm watching that film

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

that's because you're too busy rubbing it frantically over your crotch.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

That's when I'm watching S Club 8

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

There aint no party like an s-club party.
This makes me sad.
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thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

There ain't no party like althechristmasgeordie's christmas party either.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*plans outfit*
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thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I'm going to be wearing sheer taffetta
and a bright green lace thong.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)

I'm going to wear my "FISHING FOR AN INVITE" pants and stand outside makin puppy-dog faces.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I'll be on your shoulders in a hi-vis vest

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I'll be manning the gun tower
and firing in short bursts
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Nazi
www.calvingoldspink.com/
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Is that you favourite frot site?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Only just found it
He's grown up nice.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Phwoar
chutzpahdeli.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/deli-case1.jpg
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Oh fuck, you totally stole my costume idea
now I'll have to think of something much better to top this
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:14, Reply)

I always had my eye on Calvin from S-Club 8

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

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