Hold on...
"The woman came out of the cubicle and put one of the cups on her head like a hat."

Is this a lady that works in the shop? Poor form if it is.

Or is that usually the sort of thing that goes on in these breast boutiques?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hmmm...
That's what I was thinking
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)

It's all fun and games when ladies get their boobs out.
Besides the women used to be very large herself and had had a reduction. She was very helpful and very funny.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Oh come on
I've walked around M&S before with a J cup bra on my head, then my friend told me if I wasn't going to help her find bras I should go look at shoes... so I gave her the bra and did just that.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:45, Reply)

The world of ladies...
...is a strange and esoteric place.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:48, Reply)

its my friend, she has MASSIVE bozongas
bra shopping with her brings out the silly person in me!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:49, Reply)

How big is a J then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)

J-igantic

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Variable depending on the number of skins.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

The size of my head
Its just really big... I bet you could probably squeeze a football in a J cup
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

That's big, does she have back problems and stuff?
oh and link photo's of her boobs obv.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Hehehe I have no links, I don't go in the changing rooms with her and pillow fight
her in my undies! Sorry!

She does have really bad back problems, I think she has considered having a reduction.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Why would you say that?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

She's ruined christmas Al,
RUINED CHRISTMAS
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I don't think she's ruined christmas
but I'm going to have to think of another situation where she might conceivably get naked with other women before I can have a wank now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Sorry chaps!
We don’t have pillow fights while out shopping... it does however still happen at sleepovers - I promise! *nods head solemnly*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Woooo!
That's what I thought. Do you take it in turns to try on your collections of little satin nighties too?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

On a serious note
I got in trouble of the mrs the other day for pretending to be annoyed that her bridesmaids were going upstairs to get measured for their dresses rather than just stripping off in the living room.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Aw
I love it when you pretend to have a mrs.
It's like me pretending I don't work on the deli counter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

She got upset when I told her that PJM was starting to doubt her existance.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah but he doubted
my existence also
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I have seen you
Mrs Al, on the other hand, remains tantalisingly absent
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

She does rather
One day I think I'll meet her! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Aren't you and DiT coming to our party?
*checks*

Yes you are.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You're going to be exhausted
Running up and down the stairs, dressign as yourself then getting changed and coming back down dressed as Mrs Al. Then forgetting to alter your voice...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
in order to keep up the charade
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Ahhhhhh
then I will meet her! Hurrah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I've met her.
And I would.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Hands off Bee-atch

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Of course
We have little fashion shows and everything!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

*goes to happy place*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

You should have hung around on Sunday
we all had a pillow fight after you left, you could have been the referee.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Al can't reply right now, he's busy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Hehehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Goddamnitalltohell!
You mean I was sitting on the Central Line reading the fourth twilight book when I could have been covered with a light dusting of feathers?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Yup
But at least you got to enjoy the wonder of Twilight... did you fud yourself off over Edward because he's so dreamy!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

The fourth one is a bit weird
there's loads of shagging at the start, then she gets up the duff, but with an evil vampire baby which grows super quick. And that's as far as I've got. I really can't understand why people think it's well written or anything great, I fucking hate all the characters and they are so 2 dimensional it's just ridiculous.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I take it you didn't speak to
Hayley and Charlie on Saturday about the books? Charlie has read them all and is in love with one of the dooods. They keep trying to get me to go and see New Moon with them - I refuse!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Funnily enough those topics of conversation didn't crop up
but if they had I would have been sure to have been respectful of their views.

And then slagged them off on the internet later.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

It is quite unusual for them not to bring up Twilight
All they ever usually do is bang on about the books! Maybe the alcohol and music drowned out their thoughts of Edward!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

J for
Jesus Christ they're fucking HUGE!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

You have seen my sisters boobs so you should know.
Not in the flesh I might add.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ha
This is the kind of thing that should happen more often in M&S.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)

It helps to kill time!
I think its come from spending too much time with DiT. He tends to 'act up' when clothes shopping, I find myself doing it as well now! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)

It's the natural male reaction to clothe shopping
Or it may just be his theatrical side coming out. I hear he's like that. Damn thespians.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Its probably a combination of the two
if I'm honest! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Ha, good honesty there.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)