I might
I've not been to one before. I have a low-level feeling that I won't like it, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:26, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was going to go
and cling to Gonz like a clagnut.
But I've spent all my money on my fucking mother's birthday present.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I like anonymity

I would feel naked at and after a bash
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)

It's normal
to experience self-loathing following a 'bash', I've heard...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

That could be arranged.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

But you'll get to meet a B3ta lady.
Best of all the ladies.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I don't want to meet any ladies at the moment

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'm not talking about getting laid.
Just having fun.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I remember 'fun'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

That long since you've had it?
sad times
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

About two years if I'm honest
Sad indeed. Hence the gargantuan substance abuse....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I don't recall substance abuse being fun.
But, that's just me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Fucking good distraction though

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

whatever floats your boat my dear

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I've been at it so long (early teens)
the dividing line between my identity and my behaviour is very much blurred. I genuinely woudldn't know what to do with myself without my 'hobbies'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I was the same, really.
Going back to basics, being around my family a lot, helped me.
I'm not saying you need help, by the way...just that I did :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Best easiest
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Well there is that as well.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

*whispers*
He tends to attract wronguns
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Women are the cause of all my problems

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

and mine, dude
and mine
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Did you say he likes it up the 'wrong un'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

No
Shit-stirrer!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Well type louder next time.
My bloody eyesight is getting worse since I took Monty's advise about workplace danger-wanks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

SORRY GRANPAWWWW

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Don't we all.
It doesn't stop me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

me neither like

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

It HAS stopped me for the forseeable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Yeah have a lil rest
I had a lil rest once.
I was going to give it up for Lent and I got to the early hours of Good Friday.
I think that's pretty good.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I have a lady I'm afraid
And I liked her enough to put a ring on it. my cock that is
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

You all seem to have the silly idea that B3ta bashes are meat markets : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I don't believe this at all

I've seen pictures of the B3ta gentlemen and can understand why this is not the case
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Yes
that too.
( djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

This one
seems to be a little male dominated by the attendance list to reduce the chances of any shenanigans going on.
( djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I dunno
BGB likes a weinerfest...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Will the thought of all the wieners make her rush south?
...
In more ways than one?
( djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

A southward gush!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I can decide if that is a compliment or an insult.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

it certainly wasn't meant as an insult
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I'm not the cougar you all think I am.
I'm a timid little mouse of a women.

Hence the name.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

you say that
but you act like you know your way around a man's unit ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I'm 44.
I should know by now.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

nope
it's no good. I thought starting this thread might results in humour, but it hasn't happened. I blame myself. All I could think of to say was "pah, I know people older than that" but that would've been kind of odd. I blame having a spliff in the middle of the day.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

B3ta Bukkake

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

B3kkake

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I'm dreaming of a white xmas

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I they it me

;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

that's a given, old boy...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

might I point you to the thread regarding b3ta gifts and my response to your response therein

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Arrr poor Monty

I'm sure your mum likes you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

But she's not going to the bash, unfortunately...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

That's what you think

maybe she frequents these hallowed boards?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

*rips off mask*
Monty - what is all this nonsense about self-abuse and drug usage?

And tidy that flat!

You need to find yourself a nice young lady.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I can't believe I advised my own mother to have a 'danger wank'....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I can't believe I did it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)