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If things don't get exciting on here soon I'll end up going on Guardian soulmates and get depressed again.
I actually saw someone on there the other week who looked very much like Wormulus. I still think it was actually him.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:04, 142 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maybe it was,
It's not beyond the realms of possiblity.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Surely it's beneath him?

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Nope, he wouldn't go on the Metro dating sites but Guardian would probably be ok.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Hehe!
If I find him again I'll put him on my fan list and scare the bejeesus out of him.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

or post the link here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

That would be bad form.
Even for here.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

just gaz it to everyone then.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

this is off topic, how exciting do you think things will actually get?

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Ok, not exciting.
Busier.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

if you were given an invisibility cloak for Kristmas what would you use it for first?

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Things that indicate a severe lack of integrity

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

deeeeeeeeeeeeets pleeeeeeez

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I would listen to what people were saying about me.
In actual life I pretend I wouldn't want to hear. But if I was invisible I would not be able to resist it.
I might spy on boys too.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Being invisible.

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

*dies of boredom*

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Sorry, I was being flippant : )
I would probably go to the nearest Fire station and wait in the showers for clocking off time.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Quality answer right here.

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Thats disgusting and sexist.

(TheColonel, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!
Waddya want? I can tapdance.
Naked.
Except for some tinsel.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Will the tinsel be strategically placed or just thrown on you willy nilly?

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I haven't got a willy nilly
It'll be thrown on me foofy woofy instead.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Woo! go girl.
I can see you as a burlesque dancer.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

*did a course, y'know...*
;)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Haha!
I'd be better as an Egyptian belly dancer cause I have the belly for it.

*shimmies*
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Applebite does a bit of pole dancing
you should put on a b3ta revue
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I could see you doing the whole Cleopatra thing
Ooh, yes, you could get rolled out of a rug!!
*works on your act*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I have a cotton hip belt with loads of beads and bells on it.
And a push up bra.

Sorted!
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Do you still have a bob?
We could be 2010's answer to the Dolly Sisters.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Yes!
Stardom beckons.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

The BGB and Roota Show

Uncanny
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Not hanging out of said foofy-woofy...
...like the bottom of a kitten which has eaten tinsel?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Yes
And then tucked into my navel.
Like a tinselly foof-thong.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Ding-dong!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Yes, there would be bells too.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Pull the other one...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Is anyone I know
(besides al and clendrix) going to tomorrow's bash? I wouldn't mind heading down but I need more quality b3tans than those two.
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I'll be there

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I believe this
to be lies.
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I guess we'll see then, won't we?

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I thought you were
US based
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

There's no americans in london.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

and there are no cats in America

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

there are no Rootas in my bedroom

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I'm saving up so I can fix this

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I could say I was saving up to visit that there over there
but I'm not, I spent my savings moving.
Perhaps after the new year I shall begin.
Only thing is I don't know where to go or what to do.
I don't think I want to bash.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Don't go to a bash then.
Just visit this fabulous (ahem) country.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I just don't know

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I am

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I noticed
The chance to try and chat you up was another tick in the plus column
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

She's gay

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

you wish

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I wish you were my gay best friend
slurp
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Curses
I'll have to play gooseberry to al and clenders until they finally give in and agree to a threes-up.
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I wouldn't bother then because I can't go.

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Gonz is going

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

~~more~~
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I might
I've not been to one before. I have a low-level feeling that I won't like it, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I was going to go
and cling to Gonz like a clagnut.
But I've spent all my money on my fucking mother's birthday present.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I like anonymity

I would feel naked at and after a bash
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)

It's normal
to experience self-loathing following a 'bash', I've heard...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

That could be arranged.

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

But you'll get to meet a B3ta lady.
Best of all the ladies.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I don't want to meet any ladies at the moment

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'm not talking about getting laid.
Just having fun.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I remember 'fun'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

That long since you've had it?
sad times
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

About two years if I'm honest
Sad indeed. Hence the gargantuan substance abuse....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I don't recall substance abuse being fun.
But, that's just me.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Fucking good distraction though

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

whatever floats your boat my dear

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I've been at it so long (early teens)
the dividing line between my identity and my behaviour is very much blurred. I genuinely woudldn't know what to do with myself without my 'hobbies'...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I was the same, really.
Going back to basics, being around my family a lot, helped me.
I'm not saying you need help, by the way...just that I did :)
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

~~Best~~ easiest
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Well there is that as well.

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

*whispers*
He tends to attract wronguns
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Women are the cause of all my problems

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

and mine, dude
and mine
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Did you say he likes it up the 'wrong un'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

No
Shit-stirrer!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Well type louder next time.
My bloody eyesight is getting worse since I took Monty's advise about workplace danger-wanks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

SORRY GRANPAWWWW

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Don't we all.
It doesn't stop me.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

me neither like

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

It HAS stopped me for the forseeable.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Yeah have a lil rest
I had a lil rest once.
I was going to give it up for Lent and I got to the early hours of Good Friday.
I think that's pretty good.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I have a lady I'm afraid
And I liked her enough to put a ring on it. my cock that is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

You all seem to have the silly idea that B3ta bashes are meat markets : (

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I don't believe this at all

I've seen pictures of the B3ta gentlemen and can understand why this is not the case
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Yes
that too.
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

This one
seems to be a little male dominated by the attendance list to reduce the chances of any shenanigans going on.
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I dunno
BGB likes a weinerfest...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Will the thought of all the wieners make her rush south?
...
In more ways than one?
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djtrialprice, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

A southward gush!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I can decide if that is a compliment or an insult.

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

it certainly wasn't meant as an insult
:-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I'm not the cougar you all think I am.
I'm a timid little mouse of a women.

Hence the name.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

you say that
but you act like you know your way around a man's unit ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I'm 44.
I should know by now.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

nope
it's no good. I thought starting this thread might results in humour, but it hasn't happened. I blame myself. All I could think of to say was "pah, I know people older than that" but that would've been kind of odd. I blame having a spliff in the middle of the day.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

B3ta Bukkake

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

B3kkake

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I'm dreaming of a white xmas

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I they it me

;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

that's a given, old boy...

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

might I point you to the thread regarding b3ta gifts and my response to your response therein

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Arrr poor Monty

I'm sure your mum likes you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

But she's not going to the bash, unfortunately...

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

That's what you think

maybe she frequents these hallowed boards?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

*rips off mask*
Monty - what is all this nonsense about self-abuse and drug usage?

And tidy that flat!

You need to find yourself a nice young lady.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I can't believe I advised my own mother to have a 'danger wank'....

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I can't believe I did it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

'Ello
I've been really busy today, it would seem that the world of patents never rests. I think people are rushing to get deadlines met before merry merry Christmas time… I’m knackered and have eaten about 100 tic tacs! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Aw, hun, keep off the Tic-Tacs
I don't think they're very good for you.
I can't do any more work. I'm on the ~~Enquiry~~ Cooked Meats Counter in a little while and I'm exhausted.
I'm going to go home, eat dinner, nap, then do some work at home.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Do you have any deli related stories
in terms of the stuff NOT to buy, or even the stuff that is better value/quality from the deli as opposed to chilled? And what did they do with the ticketing queue system for deli's, i ain't seen one for years.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

They sold all the ticketing dispensers and display units to the Phlebotomy departments of inner-city hospitals

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Are they bad for you? I did not know that!?
What do they do? Eat your brain while you sleep? Hide your front door keys? Pee in the sink!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I might be talking about in the 80s
As you were my dear.
Oh my God if I found some bitch peeing in my sink...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

They used to have quite a few scary colourings in them
they're gone now though, the green ones don't taste as nice as they used to! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Mmmm, green triangles...
I love you.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Hehehe
DiT ate one the other day and wasn't impressed! If I find anymore I'll post them to you! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

That boy, really...
Evidently the only thing he has good taste in is women and minature savouries.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Hehe
Why thank you! :)

*dances with cocktail sausages*

Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Is that your Native American name?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Oooooh maybe
What's yours?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Sleeps with Frazzles

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I like it!
Its catchy! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)

yeah 'Sleeps with Frazzles in arse pocket' had to go...

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

That's 200 hours of fresh breath in just 200 calories.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Well at least I'm getting my moneys worth
in fresh breath I suppose!?! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

And you get bonus laxative effects!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Minty fresh turds!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Now is that true or is that a urban legend?
*hopes*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

true,
the sweetner is a mild laxitive.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Polos will have you shitting

like a garden hose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

How much does a garden hose shit?
I bet its alot!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

They do contain carnauba wax
I'M KILLING ORANGUTANS!!

*throws the packet away*

*cries*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

ginger racist

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

a friend of mine from Middlesbrough
refers to gingers as 'rangas' - as in orangutans. Made oi larf anyhow.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Now who's the
ginger racist!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Paul Scholes?
Her out of Girls Aloud?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Me. I am.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:48, Reply)

Ginger racist, not rapist.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:30, Reply)

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