Think I upset someone
www.b3ta.com/questions/chattingup/post591684

We're not too cliquey right? I'd like to think that if I posted something shit or not very interesting or poorly written* that I'd be justly abused for it, the same thing I would do to any one of you.

*yes, I know everything I post falls into the above categories
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

After much consideration Mr V
I would say you were sucking up to the poor sod in your last comment there. Even trying to be a bit encouraging.

Shame on you. If there is one thing we all need here, its a thick skin.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:32, Reply)

if I'd gone in dissing her again
then it would never have got my point across
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Her story was meh!
You always post shit but there is a slim chance you're the devil so we don't tell you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:32, Reply)

I know I post shit
but I rarely post on QOTW because my stories aren't interesting or amusing unless you were in them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:33, Reply)

If I were in them then they would be wonderful and gripping.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:35, Reply)

why does my mind immediately descend into the gutter?
which part would you be gripping?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Whatever comes to hand : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:37, Reply)

You spelled gripping
with too many 'p's. *snigger*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:31, Reply)

However
Some people are more sensitive than others, especially if they're new. I read that post and could tell that person was going to get upset by any criticism. It had a certain air about it of sad-puppy-eyes-please-like-me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Not that that means it shouldn't be criticised
Just that the hurt feelings were inevitable.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:36, Reply)

NEVER INSULT A GIRL ONLINE
WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!!?!?!?!?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:07, Reply)

I just tried the white knight approach,
*impatiently awaits gaz*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Smooth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Ask her if she has breasts.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:05, Reply)

*faints*

(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Nah! gaz her a picture of your cock.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:06, Reply)

If she hadn't have said "this should get me a best of"
then she wanted have got any of the bother she did.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Ironically the actual chat-up line(s) *were* epically bad
but she ended up telling the story so terribly that it lost all impact. Lots of irrelevant detail, punchlines halfway through a sentence...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:21, Reply)

You're all terrible cunts, from what I've seen,
and cliquey to boot. I want in.

My old forum shut down A while back and I'm just wandering the net looking for a comfy place to be a jerk. I have a griddle, if that helps?

Also, why is it called Gazzing?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:46, Reply)

It's a play on "Gazza" a.k.a. Paul Gascoigne
who when trying to seriously injure someone (sending a gaz) ending up breaking his own leg (the reply).*





*may not be true
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:53, Reply)

It's a tribute to Gaz Top.
My mate's met him, it's my claim to fame.

*brags*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:29, Reply)

THE Gaz Top?
Fuck off!

I wonder what he's up to?
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:45, Reply)

who, my mate, or Gaz Top?
If you mean the latter, I don't think I've seen him on TV since he was on How 2 with Fred Dineage.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I meant the Topmeister
but I reckon your mate is probably infintely more interesting.

Lets assume Gaz Top is dead. RIP Gaz, you were alright for a lisping ponce on kids TV.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Speaking as someone who recently joined..
B3ta is confusing as all hell. It's not organised like anywhere else on the intertubes and it's so tight knit and buried in in-jokery and the like that's pretty difficult to fathom, even if you've reading QoTW for aaagggeeess.

Still, it seems like a decent enough place once you wrap your brain around it. It was the constant talk of griddle pans that attracted me.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:34, Reply)

They come for the griddle pans
....and stay for the bullying. It's always the same.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:38, Reply)

what everyone seems to have missed
Is that she admits to being a 'ranga'. No-one said a word - let alone posted the 'smelly garage' thing.

I for one am heartily disappointed in you all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:37, Reply)

I must have dozed off before that point. It could explain why there were more people than rooms/cockroaches.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:43, Reply)