1. Caramel Swirl 2. Vanilla Fudge 3. Orange Choc Crunch
The purple one is an over rated bastard.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love the purple one. *snigger*
And the coconut one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)

You can have my purple one...
...if I can sample your fudge.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:29, Reply)

You are on fine form today sir.
Except for the orange choc crunch.
That can fuck off.
If you want orange and chocolate get a chocolate orange.
(TheColonel, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Chocolate Orange.
Lying bastards - when you 'tap it and unwrap it' it never opens in a uniform manner like in the adverts.

On a bright note you do get a superb chocolate 'pith' which is a real bonus.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

No, but hammer it repeatedly against the fireplace, then pry any remaining segments apart
doesn't have the same ring to it.

Which reminds me, what's black, nine inches long and wakes up at the crack of dawn?


Lenny Henry's cock.
(TheColonel, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)