Scarlett Johannson
She is aesthetically the most perfect woman I could clap my eyes on.

Then I saw her in an interview and she had that movie star Los Angeles twang and came across as a right fucking cunt that needed a slap.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't imagine she's be disappointing.
Not from the rumours I've heard.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

she doesn't do it for me
I probably would, but I can't see why so many are obsessed.

I'd rather have Zooey Deschanel anyday. and she wouldn't disappoint.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

YES!
Zooey all the way. Now she looks like she would not disappoint.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I third this
Holy moley.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Dark haired and doe eyed seem to be popular.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I guess we're in there then BGB!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:06, Reply)

it amuses me
how much that pic looks like you two ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I can't get over it.
I keep meaning to make it smaller so I can fling it about with impunity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

that's how I feel about my penis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

*Barbara Windsor chuckle*
Saucy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Hooray i'm so clever!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I'm the one at the front with the moon face and a bit wider round the girth ; )

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:47, Reply)

That's because I'm the one with the smaller frame but flabbier arms...
I've got it covered lass!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Be greedy and have both TBH
though if it really came down to choosing one I'd probably have to go with Zooey as she has a less irritating accent.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I'll just crowbar this in here.
What telly did you get and did you try and hook up yer computer to it?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

samsung l32be530
or something

it's really nice. haven't plugged the computer in because that is upstairs, but it can do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

She's really fit
but she is a dreadfull actor, she was ok in "Lost in translation" and "8 legged freaks" (where she was a child dammit), but everything since has just been terrible. She barely has any lines in "Girl with the pearl earring", she just has to sit there and look stunning.

She's the Winnona Ryder of the noughties.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I thought Lost in Translation was fucking awful
I would totally bang Winona Ryder though. From Heathers, or Dracula.

hot

also, her friend in Dracula. mmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I prefer Amy Yasbeck
from Dracula: Dead and Loving It
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Did Winona ever expose her lovely breasts?
On film that is.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

in Dracula
near the end, when she is with anthony hopkins on the way to dracula's castle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, Reply)

and in Sex and Death 101

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)