I think someone should gaz the mods.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are these idiots being serious?
I just can't tell. My sarcasm detector seems to be borked.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Are you seriously an idiot?
I can't tell my twatometer is blocked
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:29, Reply)

^ that wasn't very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

She should have said borked
then I would have found it funnier.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I thought i had
EPIC READING FAIL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

She could have said pretty much anything at all
and I would have found it funnier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You were more fun when you weren't grumpy and cross

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I am very hungover and extremely tired.
Sorry sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Apology accepted
go and have a drink of water and a little sleep.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I can't.
And it's one of my best friends' birthdays tonight, so things are unlikely to improve.

It's enough to make me deny the Holocaust, I tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Sorry
I'll go do some work or something and try think of something funny
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

wheres that modgazzer geezer when u need him

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I think everyone should just calm down and follow my seven point plan.
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: After the discussion about hot chocolate and baileys I think it would only be right to have one. Actually, lets top it up with a small tot of whisky. But let's not tell the wife eh?
(stolen-name/blaireau69 is a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

*nods head*
Will do sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

best name-jack eva!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I'm finding it funnier
each time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Me too!
Tehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

*high fives all round*
I've just had a flashback to some drunken activities. On the 5th of November I now recall being stood in a mates garden at about half midnight, drunk and stoned as hell, with 5 other people attempting a 6 way Top Gun style high then low five...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Woo!
*high fives*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I read that as
'gas the mods'.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I wish more than anything that I'd thought of that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I have been releasing some quite toxic smells today
after last night fajitas.

Worse than my last Tayyabs trip.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to go there for an early supper tomorrow I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I'm still chortling to myself over it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Have a gold star
YOU MUST WEAR ZIS AT ALL TIMES, JA?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)