You're never going to have sex with her.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

with her
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

This is important
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/03/milkman_fail/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

the swedish are odd

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

"almost blinded with disgust"
I need to find some way to use that phrase today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Have a look at the flikr pool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

A flickr pool of blinded with disgust?
I'm not sure I want to do that so close to lunchtime
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Shut it, gay best friend!
Let him enjoy the anticipation.
Whether or not he gets to do it doesn't matter.
*christmas fairy godmother*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Yeah but read the op again.
He's not going to get any sex is he? She's rebounding and if they haven't had sex yet...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

*shhhhh*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

"I'm not the sort of person to take advantage"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I know.
That's why dem bitchez think you're gay.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

dem bitches everyone
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

immediately trying to roger her isn't an ideal way of starting what may be a long lasting relationship though
I'm giving the man the benefit of the doubt in that he didn't rebuff an obvious advance from her, cos that would be stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

"She had stopped seeing said boyfriend a couple weeks ago. I went round."
I assume he was invited.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

invited to come round
does not necessarily mean invited to make the beast with two backs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

yes it does.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:38, Reply)

this wrong attitude may be where you are going wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Quick straw poll for b3ta women.
if you break up with your boyfriend and then a couple of weeks later invite a guy who's already expressed an interest in you round do you expect:
a) sex
b) a cup of tea and a bit of a gossip
c) are you testing this new guy as boyfriend material and if he passes then you'll sleep with him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

real women and b3ta women are worlds apart

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

no two women are the same but they're all as irrational.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

that is something we can agree on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Yeah,
b3ta women are 90% autistic male.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

a)
followed by b).
c) I find difficult to comprehend since I test whether people are boyfriend material by sleeping with them.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

at the time I would mean to do c)
But may end up doing a)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:47, Reply)

c) is the most manipulative of the three.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

and therefore the most likely course of action for a woman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

But how can we irrational creatures have a "most likely course of action"?
Does. Not. Compute.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

you can still be predictable
just have no, or ridiculous, reasons for it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I wouldn't say it's manipulative. It's being a choosy customer
But I'm not manipulative at all.
Which is why a) often results.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Sure it is.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Not while she's just getting something out of the fridge though...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:35, Reply)