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look at this twat
www.b3ta.com/questions/schadenfreude/post596920
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:10, 83 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
yeah what a twat eh, etc

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)
alright Kristine

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)
alright Festivipros
all good?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:22, Reply)
yeah, not bad
have had some work to do which makes a nice change.

I'm almost done with it though unfortunately so I'm going to be doing some serious thumb-twiddling over the next couple of days.

you good?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)
apart from the 2 feet of snow we got over the weekend, sure
except they told me not to come in yesterday which takes away a day's earnings I need for christmas shopping
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:27, Reply)
that sucks

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:30, Reply)
Cunt
That wasn't very nice of him really
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)
look at this twat
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post596944
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)
HAHA

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)
Ooo! it's like one of those Escher drawings in here.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)
excellent

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:36, Reply)
quiet Napolean

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)
totally burned you.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:41, Reply)
you did
I' still smarting from it
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:42, Reply)
pssst, it's 'Napoleon'

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:48, Reply)
I considered that as I typed it
but for once was too lazy to check
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:48, Reply)
Hehehe
Funneh
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:49, Reply)
I'm now back at the top of the popular page where I belong.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)
taking the piss out of me does seem to be a good way to get up there

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)
It's cheap clicks.
but I'm not proud.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)
take them where you can get them

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)
I'm annoyed that
despite posting things at least as funnier, and in many cases even funnier than Psychochomps I've never got to the top of the popular page.

I would like to send out a plea to all the people who like my posts, don't just laugh at them, click on them too.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)
You whore

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)
You're a fine one to talk

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)
*whores*
Indeed... but I can get away with it because I have nice legs! :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)
Plus your neck of the woods
has a better red light district than mine.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)
That is true
I've got all the drugged up footballers out my way... they love a bit of steamy-rumpy-pumpy up against the pie and mash shop!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)
I know the difference between funny and funnier.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)
Oh bugger

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)
And another Chompy post makes the popular page...

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)
I bet he's crying now.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

click on wank over
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)
Haha, awww.
Even Goliath needs to be shown wubz tooo.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)
Ah well done!
Every time I venture onto the Popular page its just a collection of daft posts from you and Gonz and the occasional one from Al or Vipros... *seethes with jealously*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you are on there quite a bit
some fools must be clicking your posts....
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)
Yeah you!
*gurns*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)
*belms*

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)
*wind changes*
Hahahahahaha, now you're stuck like that!

*dances off into the London fog*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)
no one could tell the difference

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)
Its all hidden under your
facial fuzz
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)
I trimmed it yesterday
it wasn't pointy enough
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)
How do you test the pointyness?
Do you drive along with your head out the window, spearing small children as you go? Or do you use it to butter your sarnies?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)
I have a handy laminated card
with a scale of how much I look like Satan.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Ace

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)
I'm hardly on it at the moment.
I think I need to tell you all about the time I got a train from south-hampton to london and ended up in devon.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)
You've been
bumped off by Chompy I'll bet! Him and his sneaky ways!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)
He's always harshing my buzz.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)
you should start calling him
Buzz Killington
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)
Indeed
He's also always peeing in your sink

*gossips*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)
I just heard this, it might not be true, it could be completely false, but it's what I heard.....
... that he's a member of the Thought Police and whenever he sees anyone register the emotion of 'fun', he pisses in their sinks (without removing any cutlery that's in there), and makes a mess of your pots and (griddle) pans.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Say it ain't so!
The filthy swine.

GET HIM!!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)
Let's just put on our Shunning Boots and shun him.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)
Aww, man, in my attempt to knock him off the popular page, by clicking on all your posts....I ended up knocking myself off.
Sad Times.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)
Awww
I wondered who was doing that, you flamming banana!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)
He's the closet thing you can get to being a peadofile without actually touching kids.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:45, Reply)
except with touching of kids.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)
I hate him and I want him to die.
But mostly because he didn't go for the bate and try and deffened himself, thus giving me something to do.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)
probably hasn't checked back
there's time Gonz, there's time
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:47, Reply)
You could clean the kitchen while you're waiting.
Or empty the buckets ashtrays.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)
IN YO' FACE, BE-ATCH !

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)
That is one spotless kitchen!!!

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)
Fuck off is it, Gonz.
You took that on the day you moved in.
Pictures of the pit you call a lounge?
Or your bedroom?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Is this the only room visitors see?

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)
I have been into The Bedroom of Gonz
I couldn't see the carpet due to all the crap strewn across it, including food and an old television set.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)
How unsavoury
Takeaway food too, I'll wager.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Mainly yes,
but with the odd doughnut from Tesco and pepper from Asda.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Creatures.
Nom.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)
I don't have a paper with today's date, but give me something to hold with the camera, like an iraqi hostage.
IN. YOUR. FACE.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)
You can hold your cock, if you like.
CLEAN THE LOUNGE!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)
you'll have to write the date on it though

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
He'll have to pretend it's May.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)
We'll still be able to tell by the seasonal vegetation surrounding it.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)
hahahahahahaha

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)
:D

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Hahaha....
Sad Face.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)
Not tooo bad

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)
Hold on, is that a pot with an evil face on the counter?

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Oh Em Gee
It's the other housemate's head!
It's the one whose skin was made into scratchings.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)
Gonz is a fucking headshrinker!

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)
I'm not going to be able to sleep at night again now =(

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Sorry it looks like a face!!

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)
Haha the rawk club he's talking about it probably Stairways in Birkenhead.
Bunch of stinking lowlives with more mental disorders than Broadmoor. They'd come over to the Liverpool side of the river about once a month when they could afford to go to the Krazyhouse.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

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