All the pavements are olympic standard ice rinks now
I had to walk in the road, and when there were cars I had to WALK IN THE GUTTER. Bastards.

AND I have that stupid fucking Lady Gaga song in my head where she sings "Ra Ra oo la laa"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:18, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh fuck you
now it's in my head too.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:21, Reply)

I'm glad I don't know that song
and will most likely just have Dio in my head all day
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I have had Skid Row...
...'I remember you' stuck in my head for 24 hrs. Awful song, awful band - it is driving me mad.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Thanks. Thanks a fuckin bunch.
Now it's stuck in my head too.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Hahaha!
Misery loves company.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

uh-oh spaggetti-o's
if it's any consolation, which it wont be, when I get to the "Ra Ra" bit my brain turns it into "RA Ra Rasputin" by Boney M.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:24, Reply)

The lover of the Russian Queen?
There was a cat that really was gone...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:46, Reply)

some of the roads were no better than the pavements
not much fun.

our car park is being gritted now at least, which is something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:21, Reply)

I dont know what grit they are using in North Somerset
but all it seems to do is turn the ice brown. I think it might be Bovril.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

I got on a bus the other day
and was chatting with the driver (actually he started talking to me. I'm not really a 'chatting to the bus driver' kind of person) and he said that around here they were very short on grit: the roads had been done but not the pavements, and this meant lots of people walked in the road.

'That's fair enough', he said, 'but it did mean I ran over an old granny on Saturday' and shrugged.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:24, Reply)

good stuff
I'm not sure the bus drivers down here can talk

specially not the horrible ginger woman. she looks like a fucking neanderthal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Ha! Bus driver 1 : Old Lady 0
was he really a bus driver or was he an escaped mental?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

the two terms are synonymous

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I think he was an escaped bus driver.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Haha "I'm not really a 'chatting to the bus driver' kind of person)"
Really? I bet that's shocked everyone here this morning, you miserble git!
:-P
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

This is me:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

liar
you don't have any pals with whom to have adventures
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)

That's not entirely fair
I have some made-up pals. They're great, we do everything together and they are such a laugh. Honestly the things I could tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

No but he's always being attacked with catapults

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

that is a given

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)