I'd fucking "look at this twat"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Merry Christmas, you two.

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

and my warmest season's greetings to you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Let's go to Tayyabs with Al next year.
Vipros can't come though, cos he's practically abroad.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

That is a superb suggestion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Hello!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Hello!
How are you?
I called someone a festive prick yesterday.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Di you stab their eyes with a fork too?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

No,
But I did follow him to the next tube when we changed at Finsbury Park and then sat next to him and kept looking at him so that he felt harrassed. He was a rude man.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:24, Reply)

What did he do to deserve the WRATH OF CLENDRIX!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

He refused to help an old lady with her heavy bag
that her family had kindly helped her onto the tube with. So I stood up to give her my seat, which was right next to the luggage bit and that's where he was standing.
He said, 'Can't you just wait?' I replied, 'Oh full of Christmas aren't you, you festive prick,' and was forced to elbow him roughly to move him out of the way so I could put her bag there Spineless twat.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:30, Reply)

good tube vigilante stuff there
well done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Nice work
You should have stamped on his balls too though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

HE WAS GERMAN
so I assume he only had one.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:44, Reply)

You should have tugged his moustache then

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Weiner

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

racistlolz

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Ja

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

It would have been great if you have tugged his trousers down
and he had a plump German sausage hanging out of the front of his pants and he would look all embarrassed and you could raise one eyebrow at him and he would struggle to get his trousers back up, but the crotch would catch on the sausage and it would fall out and land on the floor of the tube just as the doors opened and someone would walk onto the train and stand on it and he would be all like "Ach Mein Gott! Du Hast Trodden ont mein Wurst!" and then he would run off all red faced and sweaty and the train would all cheer and then pick you up and carry you through the town and there would be ticker tape and all teh young men of the village would be lining up to perform the ceremonial jizzing on your awesome norks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

^ post of the day.
already
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)

That's exactly what I was thinking.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Yay!
I have topped the popular page! My latest goal is complete.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

*cries*
HSBC just phoned me. some cunt has been using my credit card.

the moron only used it for £25 worth though. idiot. they could have had £1500 worth of stuff from that card.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Well I thought I was being quite restrained
there is no need to call me a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:23, Reply)

but I only needed some petrol...
oops
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:23, Reply)

He must have seen you
and assumed you were unlikely to be allowed much of a limit.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:23, Reply)

He probably thinks he's lucky to have got £25
Actually, it's probably him doing the small spend first to see if your card works, and then he would run up a fucking massive bill.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

that's what I thought
I totally wouldn't have noticed if they hadn't called me. it's kind of a spare card that I hadn't got round to cancelling.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I once had £1500 nicked
from an account I'd never used (it came with my mortgage). I'd cut the debit card up the day it came and never used the account once so no-one could have skimmed it or got the details from an online transaction.

IT WAS A FACKIN FIT-UP MATE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I haven't used mine in months
nice of them to phone after only £25 has been used
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:26, Reply)

That's pretty attentive isn't it?
I'm told the way these frauds are done has changed over time - they tend to go for a small amount (like your £25) from a large number of people, as many wouldn't notice it gone.
Kind of like an Albanian 'Brewster's Millions'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)

it was to two mobile phone companies
which I seem to recall is something that flags it up, particularly if nothing like that has been on the card before
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Apparently garages are the most likely place to have your card cloned

they are often franchised, so there is no corporate secruity, there are cameras everywhere, to pick up your pin and the high counters make ity easy to skim your card.

Always pay for fuel with cash I was told, that was the first time I had £1500 quid nicked...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

That's shit advice though
it's totally impractical and I earn loads of bonus clubcard points from using my credit card to buy all my fuel.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I use my credit card for fuel for work stuff
so don't want to be using cash and having to wait for expenses.

HSBC picked up two tiny fraudulent uses after one day, and have already blocked, then cancelled my card. That's good enough protection for me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Ome (EDIT: 'some') weird game thing charged me $60 for 'credits' I didn't purchase
Paypal let it go out, despite me telling them as soon as I was invoiced.
I got it back, but that's not the point.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:27, Reply)

It is the point.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Go fuck off or you'll get a point in your eye
And good morning :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)

And a good morning to you too...
Thanks for the warning - ok it is not the point.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)