Right you lot, I gotta make a moooove
I have to finish cleaning and getting ready.
I might make it back on, I might not.
Dunno what tinternet's like at my parents' house.

I'll try and pop on by mobile because I'm addicted to the internet and I like you lot more than my real people. Apart from Al. He molests people with Frazzles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:44, 14 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Happy Crimbo lovely.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I'm supposed to be wrapping presents
I should have bought more giftbags, then I wouldn't have this problem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Merry Christmas mate!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

have a good one!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Merry Chrimbo
I'm in the nice position of having everything wrapped and given out.
My folks are doing all the slaving in the kitchen and I'm all chilled out with Tom Waits' Small Change.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

how does Tom Waits feel about that?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I'm sure he can spare it.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Have a very Merry Christmas you shower of cunts
I'm off to the pub now :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:54, Reply)

HAVE A LOVELY TIME !!! OKBYEBYELOVEYOUBYEBYEOKBYEBYELATERSOKSEEYOU !!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

You hang up
no YOU hang up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

No, YOU ha... hello? hello? Aww, man, we got cut off, I had best ring her up just to make sure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Right - I'm off too.
Just gone noon - time for a port. Cooking for tonights Xmas dinner so bye y'all.

Merry Xmas everyone.

Dr T
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Fuck it I'm closing my office and sending everyone home
...apart from that workshy cunt Bob Cratchitt. He can fuck off.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL

See ya
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Festered Greetings to all!
Today's list: bacon & egg sarnies for lunch, finish wrapping presents, make stuffing balls, meet mates down the pub at 3pm, return 5ish and dress the turkey (if it's defrosted - otherwise it'll be spam for dinner tomorrow) :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)