I are a b3ta n00b
please play nice :-)
(Sarsh monkey monkey ketchup tree!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:00, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Now that invites trouble!
Welcome to OT!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:49, Reply)

You'll be ok
at this time of year the OT grinches mostly stay off the board, preferring instead to cry and masturbate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:50, Reply)

But...
Can't they type one handed?
(Sarsh monkey monkey ketchup tree!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:58, Reply)

Well they could....
But it would a lot slower.

Risking the whole 'ohhh took a while for you to think of a reply, wheeeeyyy' that happens round here when the wankers populate /talk.

TBH though, I think most b3tans are still asleep/hungover.

edit: Welcome, b3ta noob. You should put some stuff on your profile.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 3:42, Reply)

steady on there dude, with the rudey words and ting!
"mastubate" i hear you cry!
and cry you may well, you foul-minded beast!

nice christmas?
can't say i was too struck on teh goose, had high hopes but 'twas frankly a bit tough. i think just not long-enough cooked.
the £20 tesco bronze turkeeeee was proper splendid, so it was. as was the grooooooooooovy gravy made last week then revived today with the roasting-juices of 3 birds.

this season's drink of choice?
16 floz glass
4 or 5 ice-cubes
80-100ml Cointreau
200-250ml passion fruit and pineapple juice (tropicana)
top-up with prosseco (sp?), cava, cremant, champagne or whatever.
probably 7 or 8 units a pop.
and sooooooooooooooo tasty.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:19, Reply)

This would be alright
if it wasn't for all that glass.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:41, Reply)

Pineapple juice bleh
Tastes like bum
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 3:42, Reply)

Agreed.
Bleurgh.

But it's a good source of fruit for your five-a-day.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Then I would just eat another froot
Like an apple.
Yehs.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 19:12, Reply)

MUCH
better idea, so long as you're getting your five-a-day.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Welcome!
Me too in a sense well no i really am a noob having registered 3 years ago and forgot. Anyways enjoy :)
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

May I
come and hang around awkwardly in your noob thread too? As I'm also a noob. :)
(katfink, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:23, Reply)