Of course luv!
Ahem...
You've really got a nerve and all you wanna do is flirt
Love is just a word that you tell to all your birds
Does it give you any satisfaction to see the worst of one's reaction?
And this has never happened, it's my first love attraction
And what did I do to deserve this? Some days I feel all nervous
Please use the telephone service
I'm hoping that you heard this
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Where are you Baby?
We used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy!
Why won't you tell me where you've gone!
Where are you Baby?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I fancy Betty Boo something rotten
and she was a credible MC when she was in the She Rockers


*cracks one off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Betty Boo IS SHIT!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Seriously dred...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

My wife had a pal who looked just like her,
but she took up with a junkie who shot her in the face and now she is deaded.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

How could anyone shoot such a HOT CHICK
in the face?

Kneecaps, shurely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

YAY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Bigger !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

*pointy bit, for now*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Oh man, it's tiny now =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Everyone is laughing at my tiny "chevron"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

=(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

==(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Best thing ever !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Fixing

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I hated the girl
and predicted her death at his hands years before. Never have I felt so smug on hearing of her gruesome demise.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

That's very unpleasant

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Sure was.
Predictable AND unpleasant all in one easy to swallow capsule.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Says you!
You are walking unpleasantness
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't feel smug if someone I knew was murdered.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

You would
and you would text your whole phonebook, even her relatives.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)

that shit be happening every day
on the Redways, nigga.

*pours out a drink for my dead homos*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

There are indeed, many dead benders

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

If someone you hated/dislked intensely was murdered,
you might touch your special place, by way of a celebration.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Why would you do that? Why? What's wrong with you?
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Wee !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

this one needs a reply

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

are you 'biting my style'?
I'm hoping the next B3tan you copy will be Raymond Luxury Yacht Solutions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I'm thinking of making a comeback (for 'tis I..)
dunno dunno. being away made me see b3ta as pretty inane, although I can't stop lurking, dammit.

anyway, the username definitely needs working on.

and I had to go. I realised about 10 other good reasons (apart from posting embarrassing personal shit) after my account was deleted. good riddance. was causing real world trauma.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:47, Reply)

hah
thought I was posting a few minutes after you, but it turns out to be a few hours. there's a certain poetic justice in that almost no-one will see this.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:53, Reply)

I saw it!
But nobody at ALL will see this.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:21, Reply)

See what?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Nuffink guvnor

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:47, Reply)

She's still a purdy thang
Checkin' out ma Boo, Boo, Boo!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Woo!
C'mowwwn!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

now could you do something that I know?
how about sing a bit of backstreet boys?
I love a bit of backstreet boys
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Oh God you have brought back a very bittersweet memory, but just for you I'll see it through...
I DON'T CARE WHOOO YOU ARE *sniff*
WHERE YOU'RE FROM *sob*
WHAT YOU DID *wail*
AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME *has a breakdown*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I still neeeeeeeeeed you
I still caaaaaare about you
though everythings been said and dooooooooone
I still feeeeeeeel you
like I'm riiiiiiiight beside you
but stiiiiilllllll noooooooo woooord from yooouuuu *kills self*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Seriously dude
We gotta stop doing this to ourselves.
I was in a fine mood til you kicked all this off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Country maybe?
I should've been chasing you
I should've been trying to prove
That you were all that mattered to me
I should've said all the things that I kept inside of me
And maybe I could've made you believe
That what we had was all we'd ever need
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

But each tiiiime I go ooooout with someone new
You walk byyyy and I fall to pieces
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)

how can you just walk on by without one tear in your eye?
don't you have the slightest feelings left for me?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Oh Faith and Timmy!!
Here's some Trisha

This is me you're talking to
Me, the one who really knows you
Me, the one whose heart you've broken
Me, the one who was still hopin'
You might be missing me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Little Big Town
I'm gonna cry some
Then I'm gonna lay here and die some
All because I know there ain't no one else
Baby, if I can't live with you
Guess I'll have to
Live with lonesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Fucking beautiful
Right I'm off to get washed.
I hum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)