Tomorrow I'm off travelling further ooop north for new year festivities.
Today I went for a run in the rain and sleet to get me in the mood. I have a good pair of walking boots, a fake fur coat and there will be plenty of booze. What else do I need?
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:27, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is that your outfit?
Cos, I'll be honest, it's working for me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:31, Reply)

To be honest it would work for me too ; )
I think the addition of underwear would spice things up a bit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:34, Reply)

It's sometimes what you *can't* see
that gets your motor running.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Amen to that!

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Is it ocelot?
Rarr
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Cheetah!
Nought to sixty in the blink of an eye. Rarr!
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:54, Reply)

That's damn foxy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Too right.
I intend to wear the coat, (well more of a jacket), with my biker boots and fall out of the Edinburgh pubs in style.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:59, Reply)

No it's not foxy
It's cheetah-ish
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:59, Reply)

some sort of glock and a gold tooth

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:53, Reply)

And a head scarf

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:58, Reply)

I think you mean do rag

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I thought more like something Princess Grace would WEAR
whilst tearing through Monaco in convertible
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:34, Reply)

The look of fear?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:41, Reply)

A body bag?

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Jimmy Stewart's nuts in a satchel?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:46, Reply)

*spits wine onto monitor*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, Reply)

They were all wonderful answers
But Becky's tipped me over the edge and made me publol. I'm working and drinking and flirting behind the bar. Someone's gonna get Roota's wonky eye tonight...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, Reply)

is it me?!
I hope it's me
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Hopes and wiggles

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:00, Reply)

I always thought that was a Scrubism on account of I've never heard anyone else refer to it as such

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

hahaha no
that's a ghetto sort of thing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I shall be heading south.
Fnar.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:04, Reply)

You're already south.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I don't feel south.
Where I grew up, Devonshirers were northern.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Are you from Guernsey?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:00, Reply)

GOOD GRIEF, NO!
I'm Corrrrnish.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Corrrrrnish
My arse!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Corrrrrnish?
More like fucking Geoooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrgeous!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I can be both!

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Well, as for the wonky eye...
I meant some male here in this pub, but seeing as you're offering, erm... how do I put this? Kristine, you're miles away and I dunno what the fuck you look like. Becky, you might be blonde but I'm still liking your wiggling. You win. I'm pissed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Blousey, you already have everything you need:
looks, charm, personality, sex appeal.......
Thick hiking socks wouldn't go amiss
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Thick hiking socks it is then.
And a thong.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Payment for entry
Or is it payment for getting out again that they demand these days?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:50, Reply)